The Brofessor @Brosuph
I watch Philly sports, WWE & horror films, read comic books, reenact history, listen to heavy metal music, play board games, love dogs. East coast, USA Joined July 2010-
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Mitch McConnell is actually the best Metaphor for, and representation of, America and our political system. He spent almost a century making the world a better place for only himself and his friends, married an immigrant while working tirelessly against other immigrants, manipulated the system to increase his power only to be usurped & made impotent by someone even more unethical, unscrupulous and power hungry. Then when the system is finally done with him, they keep his dead body on life support just to use him for one more power move until finally allowing him sweet sweet death while his wife flees the country and his children go into hiding. And when it's all said and done, he'll be best remembered for a meme that made him into a turtle. America.
“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.” Australia is playing against the USA tomorrow, so it will be interesting to see what happens if fans chant this in the stadium.
What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
Hormuz *could be* still closed come Labor Day. Yes, the Labor Day that's in September. Over 3 months from now. $6/$7 gas this summer, and Iran sitting in an unprecedented position of power... and Trump put them in there. Had enough yet?
Q: Do you think the blockade will still be in place by Labor Day? Trump: It could be, but I think it's unlikely. I think this will resolve itself fairly quickly.
“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…” Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share. This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating: “Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight. A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive. A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy. A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages. You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything. They’re simply too poor to afford bail. Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s. Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends. Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years. Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you. And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster. And you call Greenland badly governed? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment. ‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’ When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years. And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess. You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy. So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan. The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth. And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”
This is easily the saddest time in American history. The absolute worst people are systematically destroying the country, and our system is completely failing to stop them.
Look at my health secretary, dawg. I’m gonna die.
RFK JR: I was just reading about a dog that had cancer and his owner used AI to develop a personalized treatment that cured the cancer. We’re going to see that across medicine. We’re very excited about it.
let me make sure i’m understanding this correctly the supreme court is refunding all tariff money back to corporations. the same corporations that didn’t pay a single cent of those tariffs to begin with. they passed every dollar directly to you through higher prices on everything you buy you went to the store and paid more for groceries. you paid more for clothes. for car parts. for literally everything. that money came out of YOUR pocket not theirs and now the refund goes to THEM? the corporations who used the tariffs as an excuse to raise prices even higher than the tariff itself and pocket the difference the american people funded the tariffs. the corporations profited off the tariffs. and now the corporations get a refund on money they never spent in the first place and nobody in washington thinks the people who actually paid should get the money back. not a single person has even suggested it guess we are never getting our DOGE checks either this country does not work for you. it works for them. it’s a joke and they’re not even pretending anymore
JUST IN: US to refund $166 billion in tariffs after Supreme Court ruling
If this POS is going to Mania and they show him during Mania I’m shutting that shit off and never watching again
Donald Trump boards Air Force One so he can go to Las Vegas on the taxpayer dime and stay at his hotel there. Look at that hair and tie flapping around, and him hanging on to the hand rails for dear life.
Disney: $8.3B in profits $0 paid in taxes CVS Health: $6.57B in profits $0 paid in taxes Tesla: $5.7B in profits $0 paid in taxes Citigroup: $4.45B in profits $0 paid in taxes United Airlines: $4.3B in profits $0 paid in taxes Coinbase: $1.62B in profits $0 paid in taxes Palantir: $1.58B in profits $0 paid in taxes PayPal: $1.43B in profits $0 paid in taxes Yum! Brands: $1B in profits $0 paid in taxes At least 88 companies reported $105B in profits last year, and paid $0 in taxes. But Republicans want you to think someone working 40 hours a week for poverty wages, relying on SNAP and Medicaid to survive, is the problem. itep.org/88-profitable-…
Well, as they say, to each their own. Doctors take pride in saving lives in extraordinary cases, scientists in their discoveries, generals in victories on the battlefield -- and JD Vance’s ceiling is taking frenzied pride in the fact that, during the largest aggressive war in Europe since WWII, this administration betrayed a nation fighting for its freedom, staged a disgraceful clown show in the Oval Office, switched sides to a totalitarian aggressor for the promise of shared profits, and undermined its own alliances across the world for nothing. You might as well frame that great achievement and hang it in your office -- because everything else you touch doesn’t seem to be going quite as well, like with Iran and Hungary 😆
JD Vance: Stopping funding for Ukraine is one of the things I’m proudest we’ve done in this administration.
Not only did Disney pay nothing in income taxes this year, it received a $1.428 billion tax refund after making $12 billion in profits. "Corporations will create jobs if you give them more tax breaks" is a total scam.
America is not great; we are being exploited for profit. Our health, our food, our housing our planet all being exploited by a very few.
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES chant during Roman Reigns' promo lol
Brie Bella: "I actually think they're saying Coop" Nikki Bella: "Can you blame a girl for having good taste?"
To every American who either didn’t bother to vote in 2024 or voted for Trump bcuz “price of eggs” or “Dems too woke,” or “Biden too old.” We told you he was uniquely dangerous. We told you he was going to do this. We told you he’d try to turn America into a fascist dystopia. You laughed & said it could never happen here. Well…it’s happening here.👇
UPDATE: At 34th & Park in Minneapolis, during an ICE raid and active protest, federal agents forcibly removed a woman from her car after she attempted to pass through the area, saying she had a doctor’s appointment. Eyewitnesses report agents smashed her windows, cut her
Gen Z is right obviously. Taking work seriously has very few upsides anymore. You're not going to be able to afford a house, get married, or have children, which means the incentives that formed the basis of western civilization are all gone now.
BREAKING: Gen Z has cut down on their effort at work because they do not think it is worth it if they cannot afford long-term financial goals, per YF.
Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸
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