Kali @DetroitDope

Random thoughts and a bunch of “LMFAOOOOO” @detroitdope on errythang Joined July 2010

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3 months ago

“This version of motherhood is not available in your region”

‏ً @omgsidewalks

3 months ago

Ladies: At what age did your mom start letting your boyfriend stay the night ??

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Master Marco Polo 🇲🇽“El Buki Raider” @srchilaquilles

3 months ago

Conservatives on their way to defend their Pedophile President

Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD

3 months ago

Liberals on their way to get the hantavirus vaccine.

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THINGS I WON'T DEBATE WITH MEN: 1. Abortion 2. Breastfeeding 3. Menstruation 4. Female body hair 5. Birth control 6. Access to feminine hygiene products Why? Because none of these topics involve the male body and therefore do not warrant male opinions

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Claire Dunphy @cee_suella

3 months ago

Or romance. You either have it in you or you don’t.

stressed @onlystresstoday

4 months ago

You cannot teach consideration

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kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas

3 months ago

When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹

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Micah Erfan @micah_erfan

3 months ago

Fun Fact: The war in Iran costs us more in one hour than this program costs in a year.

Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver

3 months ago

🚨 California is now the first state to offer free diapers to newborns. Every family will receive 400 diapers.

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Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit

3 months ago

This is how I thought working a corporate job would be like when I was a kid

1980’s Finance @1980Finance

4 months ago

Business dinners in the city

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Idalís @IdalisReign

3 months ago

she was probably a slave so….

masha @masha_slp

3 months ago

the first prostitute ever was so damn powerful she was just like this pussy ain't free

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Maira @maira4yo

3 months ago

Men really been hating on bad btches since the dawn of time. Her body tea

ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L

3 months ago

A woman is ticketed for wearing a bikini, 1957.

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☁️OTM Zay🪙 @OTMZAY00

3 months ago

• News was uncensored • The payouts were so big that you could pay all your bills off with that app alone • The algorithm would blow up randoms etc etc..

Dom @necessaryhate

3 months ago

TikToc was better when it was owned by China

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Warren @swd2

3 months ago

Her husband said college was a liberal scam

New York Post @nypost

3 months ago

Erika Kirk urges graduates to follow in her husband's footsteps: 'defend liberty' trib.al/vPuHhCq

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Biggest Mack @Big_Mck

3 months ago

Because white people have gone about inserting themselves in other cultures for last 500 years. You invited diversity, now diversity is here to stay, why are you running?

mira @miranowhere

3 months ago

Why is diversity pushed only upon white nations?

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jezz @JezziiB

3 months ago

“Men suffer in silence." No, they don’t. They treat everyone around them like dogshit. They externalize their feelings onto the women closest to them, usually.

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𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted

3 months ago

your husband wasn’t “seduced.” he made the choice to cheat.

Nattie @sadgirlnattie

3 months ago

an opinion you stand firmly on?

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芸武 @SolRadiant7

3 months ago

Can we shift focus to the sheer volume of black people GRADUATING COLLEGE TODAY??? I ain’t seen nothing but caps, gowns, degrees, and TEETH 😭💓

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BIG MALCOLM X PLAY COUSIN @Omowale99949437

3 months ago

He looked every last one of them in the eye like a MAN!!! If more of us responded like this when they kill ours they would think twice about killing us..

KO Sequence @KO_Sequence

3 months ago

Father who killed a police officer days after police shot his 18-year-old son walks past 30 officers in the courtroom!!

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PixelMaestro⚜️🧑‍💻 @OsewaOreoluwa

3 months ago

“Rihanna jealous of Tyla” Rihanna at Tyla’s age lmao

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shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture

3 months ago

He got beaten up by the locals and was forced to leave Hawaii, got every piece of info about him doxxed and is now receiving a lawsuit of over 50,000 dollars. you really love to see it

Pubity @pubity

3 months ago

A 37 year-old man is being federally investigated after throwing a rock at a monk seal, an endangered species with only around 1,500 seals left. He got beaten up by locals and quickly fled Hawaii.