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“Hwfr bro, that babe wey you give me don die inside lodge o”
"We regret to inform you" You will regret informing me
she left you on read for 5 minutes, lewandowski scored 4 goals in that same time
Called her and her mum picked up. ‘who is on the line’? I spoke a mix of Yoruba and Igbo languages to fool her. She paused and said ‘Anas ba ta nan, an aike ta’ 😬 This was like 20 years ago and I would choose death before I let her mum see me
“It’s my mom’s phone please don’t call back I love you” Nigerian girls were worth dying for back then.
I want to understand the psychology behind this thing men do: 4 guys can live in a one-bedroom apartment, but only one person is paying the rent. The other three are squatters, but you will never know who actually rented the place. 5 years later, one of them becomes rich and somehow the other 3 are still in a position to benefit from his success. This attitude needs to be studied.
nothing humbles you faster than realizing the girl you love is a hoe.
If I die getting penis enlargement surgery pls just tell everyone I got shot. Cheers 🙏🏿
HIV watching you take malaria drugs
I went to a POS shop to withdraw ₦5,000 this evening. The woman told me that the charge was ₦200. She gave me the money in ₦200 notes. I counted it and discovered that it was ₦5,200. I told her that there was an extra ₦200. She shouted, thanked me, and said it was a mistake. She collected the ₦200 from me, gave me back ₦100, and said that the actual charge for withdrawing ₦5,000 was ₦100 and that I shouldn't be angry.
This is the reason I don't like dark humor 😂
POV: When I see my post partum depression wife go to my gay son's room with a shotgun.
Women don’t even care whether you’re married or not these days. Once you start talking to a girl, the next thing on her mind is how to make you her husband. It’s crazy. There was a time when women wouldn’t even agree to become a second wife.
POV: When I see my post partum depression wife go to my gay son's room with a shotgun.
Bought a watch off Temu and the way I can literally hear the ticking of each second? 😭 Halfway into a meeting and someone asks who the terrorist is (as per I’m wearing a time-bomb).
You see this NYSC ehn, there are two things involved: either you save your allawee and use it to treat ulcer, or you chop well and return home empty-handed but in good health 😌😂
Illegal oil bunkerers were arrested on our waterways. They were handed over to the NSCDC for proper prosecution. A Senator called for their release... The following week, another arrest, same crew, same boat. The Navy burnt the boat, and during an exchange of fire, the bunkerers were unalived. A petition was written against the Commander of that Naval base for unaliving" innocent civilians", and he was appointed out of that office. When you fight corruption, be rest assured that corruption will fight back. Just be strong!
If na woman get the money wey you get, you think she will carry you for hookup and pay you 50k? Abi you never see wey ur mama price meat from 16,000 to 3,700?
Getting rejected by a fat woman is a sign that God is not happy with you
Public proposal takes unexpected turn as lady rejects man at Abuja City Gate
Abokis when you try to fight one 😂😭
The way he's holding that pen, it's either football or nothing.
Marli Salmon doing his best to hold back his smile after signing his professional contract. ✍️ ❤️
Nigerian lady was shøcked and surprised when Keke man that carried her intentionally showed her his big gbola in the name that he wants to urinate🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
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