Engineer Jamil @Engineerjamil99

Muslim.Electrical. Single. Arsenal outta Joined June 2019

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Jim Spire Ssentongo @SpireJim

13 hours ago

Ssebo @BalaamBarugahar , why did you do that! Now every thief embarrassed earlier is smiling. Masaka won’t forgive you.

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Nelson Bwire kapo @NellyKapo

14 hours ago

🤣why didn’t you use your example? It’s far clearer: You and your twin traveled with Ssemakade even though you held no position in ULS: we all know who the brain was.. Kati mwe?

For those asking why Andrew Mwenda keeps traveling with Gen. Muhoozi even though he holds no government or civil service position in Uganda: Simple observation. One is the face. One is the brain. That’s the partnership.

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Thomas @Owishemwe

a day ago

Only reason anyone should wake up at 4a.m is for a flight.

Jim Spire Ssentongo @SpireJim

2 days ago

What do you think of secondary school students (boarding) waking up as early as 4:00am?

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ESAU @Esau_Matsiko

13 hours ago

Banange muzikirize mbuuze nga fala. Which people do the LC1 chairpersons in Kampala CBD represent because there’s literally no one who stays there. Those people have other places where they stay in the suburbs and just come to the city to work oba they be with 2 chairpersons?

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Arnold Black @AtukundaArnold

a day ago

I walked from makerere to kyadie for a date just to save money for two more pork sticks

𝑭𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒉🥀🌻 @faith_keh

2 days ago

How do you even go on a date using a Jaj?

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•NØNI• @Revnickk

a day ago

And twitter that you built?

UGAMAN @Ugaman01

a day ago

Google is now a 4 Trillion Dollar Company.

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iAm Uncle Mo @mkiboneka

2 days ago

First winner! First of it’s kind product 🔥

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iAm Uncle Mo @mkiboneka

2 days ago

Second winner! The pioneers! 🔥

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iAm Uncle Mo @mkiboneka

2 days ago

I put out a call to make free ads for businesses as I celebrate 100k subscribers. The week closed, now going to start posting those I have made. Two coming up today!

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Useful Idiot @ZeeroBrain

a day ago

That Kenyan bus driver who was being forced by Ugandan to sweep in the real definition of gumitte 😂😂....the white t-shirt guy tried to touch him and man's was ready to throw hands.

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Rahman @matovium

2 days ago

The way you’re engagement farming on this saga with your P2 English.

Masuhd @masuhd_

2 days ago

Every person that rates Fabrizio high doesn't know transfers or has just started following the transfer business.

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Chioma 🇺🇬 @Chiomabtq

2 days ago

I didn’t know that Askari’s are in the HR department till I went to a certain organization with my CV and the Askari stopped me from entering the gate and told me that there’s no vacancy 🥹

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🌙 @sharon_kiwanuka

2 days ago

Wabula guys and self importance

Gideon Nova Kwikiriza @KwikirizaNova

3 days ago

I sometimes feel like I did bad teaching Ugandans how to earn from this app😂 A whole minister is using a 2023 photo to fetch engagement 🙌

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Timothy Kalyegira @TimKalyegira

a day ago

Today, a young man's case was dismissed by a magistrate's court after he spent 540 days in Luzira without charge. A slum-dwelling school dropout. No lawyer, friends, or relatives. So I stood in as a "relative". A pitiful sight, he testifying in the dock in faltering English.

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Arnold Black @AtukundaArnold

a day ago

My client sent me 1.5m on friday night for some work on Monday, right now I only have 70k There's satan at Black panther!!

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BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku

a day ago

Finding out from that Cape Verde player that Messi communicated with him in English is actually surprising. 😂

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hssn @Hssankirevu

2 days ago

I saw a tweet of Nova saying he regrets teaching Ugandans how to earn from this app!! Next time be serious anko Noooova ✍️😂😂

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Masuhd @masuhd_

3 days ago

I prefer movies where a certain kingdom attacks another. No technology, just swords and arrows.

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hssn @Hssankirevu

2 days ago

a man complained about wrong cement measurements by companies and he got arrested, companies claiming that he was tarnishing their brands. On handcuffs reaching the store, cement was measured and non of the bags weighed 50kgs as it's indicated on cement bags! I didn't think there's any system working right in Uganda.