resume.pdf @FatLunatic
Joined February 2013-
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*to a sobbing woman* is there a mr. carriage
stumbled upon something truly shocking on my walk home from work today
happy pride month
Intelligence disorder
LV Drama Act
Animal speed comparison
ORC KENDRICK: I craft my blade i try to slay mistakes i made. you aint been underground like me. you aint laid out of sin like me. Green skin, dollar tint, dick long, money spent {Soulful beat switch} These caves dont hold secrets.. ELF DRAKE: How I always lose U in these woods
doing dishes and had the thought “the sink helps you with water”. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there’s no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell
the cretin I call “roommate”: 420!! wanna hit this? me: ahh yes, the favorite holiday of the ne'er-do-well…and why, pray tell, would I wish to “hit” that? to intentionally dull one’s mind? I much prefer to keep my wits sharp *chuckles smugly* though I doubt you could relate
Had to make the Ken Burns edit to stop the intrusive thoughts
He sounds like David Liebe Hart here
about to prank my landlord #AprilFools #rentdue
2016 was a sad year when April Fool's Day lost all meaning. since then, every day has been April Fool's Day with no resolution in sight.
She woke up and looked in the mirror. Nice - boobs, the perfect size. She was 5'7'' and normal. The light cascaded through the blinds and went into her PhD certificate. She was hot as fuck. But not to hot
for the last two weeks I’ve had @LolOverruled’s impression of Trump saying “Muad'Dib” running in my brain on a nonstop loop x.com/KevinRothrock/…
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