Daniel☀️ @JDanielMay

Father of three Joined August 2009

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Sports Illustrated @SInow

3 weeks ago

.@_bryce_young joined @XavierLegette in South Carolina to ride ATVs 🙌

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Real underground 90’s heads know that Pontius was the guy that spent the entire Big Brother Mardi Gras Tour drinking and fighting and wagging his dick at people everywhere they went. The man is a force of nature, you aren’t built like him and almost no one you know is

Nick Beaudine @BeaudineTwin1

2 months ago

All this talk about Jackass on here made me remember the best episode of MTV's Cribs: Where it's Chris Pontius living out of his truck.

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Jameis Winston @Jaboowins

2 months ago

W #JameisOnFox

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AO @AmericanOutlaws

2 months ago

Just to be clear When we make fun of the Aussies, we NEVER mean the Irwins

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B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce

2 months ago

Recall if you can that Jordan Staal's playoff run started with a fight against Brady Tkachuk on the opening faceoff of Round 1, Game 1 🤯

B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce

2 months ago

JORDAN STAAL WINS THE 2026 CONN SMYTHE!!!! 🔥🔥🔥 6 GOALS IN 6 GAMES IN THE FINAL 🤯🤯🤯

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Carolina Panthers @Panthers

3 months ago

YEAH CANES 🚨

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Carolina Hurricanes @Canes

3 months ago

WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?! RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.

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chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420

4 months ago

Do you know how fucking embarrassing it is to be a grown man wearing styrofoam moose antlers in public while your team gets 30 balled on national television?

chuck bass’s cousin @pedri69420

4 months ago

You bet your sweet fuckin ass im wearing my Moussa Diabate moose antlers to the bar tonight

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z - shell🏆 @canesbian

4 months ago

"just reliving my nightmares.....you didn't want to bring the fuckin' stuffed animal?" --seth jarvis

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Carolina Hurricanes @Canes

4 months ago

THAT'S OUR CAPTAIN

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Carolina Hurricanes @Canes

4 months ago

PLAYOFFS, BABY

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Paintings of London @PaintingsLondon

4 months ago

'A Chelsea Cup-Tie, Stamford Bridge' (1923) by Charles Ernest Cundall (Manchester Art Gallery)

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NASA @NASA

4 months ago

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-mul…

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Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited

5 months ago

Ever seen a mole digging a hole? Well, here you go. Pretty cute too

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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales

5 months ago

Harold got really drunk one night, Ubered home, and snuck into bed beside his wife. He woke up at the Pearly Gates, where Saint Peter said, “You died in your sleep, Harold.” Harold was stunned. “I died? That can’t be right! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!” Saint Peter said, “I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is by being reincarnated as a chicken.” Harold wasn’t thrilled, but he begged Saint Peter to send him to a farm near his house. The next thing he knew, he was covered in feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strutted past. “So you’re the new hen, huh? How’s your first day here?” “Not bad,” replied Harold the Hen, “but I have this strange feeling inside, like I’m going to explode.” “That’s an egg,” explained the rooster. “Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before.” “Never,” said Harold. “Well, just relax and let it happen,” said the rooster. “It’s not a big deal.” Harold did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Harold was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another, his joy overwhelming. As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head and heard his wife yell… “HAROLD, WAKE UP! YOU SHIT THE BED!”