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How much would I have to drink for a mosquito to instantly die from alcohol poisoning when it bites me
I BEEN FEELIN DEAD I BEEN FEELIN EMPTY EVEN THO MY CUP RUNNETH OVER AND MY CUP IS PLENTY
PINK CAMO FOR GREYDAY GUYS EVERYONE WEAR PINK CAMO
somebody said mordecai & rigby would’ve loved 67 & their so right 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet* World leaders:
"My intention is to grow with the company" Receives a job offer with higher pay;
I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF
Me, knowing nothing changes at midnight
Oh, you’re good with computers? When we’re done with Christmas dinner can you take a look at my laptop? I can’t figure out why it’s so slow!
Love it when you’re opening a present that says “Love from Mum and Dad" and you know that your Dad has absolutely no idea what the fuck it is.
"So crazy they make you work on Christmas" - customer in the store buying shit
“fuck this job” *goes to work*
Me watching someone who makes 3 times my salary struggle to save a PDF
if i was a mushroom i'd be like fuck my fungus life
life is starting to feel like this scene from icarly
This time was the closest humanity ever came to world peace
Pokemon go in Stockholm. They were running to find a Snorlax
i hate when coworkers dont know the 1 slacker at a time rule like cmon bruh we cant ALL be bullshitting at the same time
JosephHester @JosephHest94249
57 Followers 2K Following
Verlustt🇻🇦 @Verlustt11
2K Followers 476 Following ♰ claves regni catholicam vel mors ♰ :-/-: ✠ NO ✠ 🇩🇪🇷🇺
💋 @CeiDelSantos_
30K Followers 30K Following
Maleena @Maleena_852
1K Followers 516 Following
Saggy @SaggyAi
2K Followers 3K Following Artist | 24 | oshi mark: 🫦 Saggy I need to stop posting wips :sob: banner from @NaneNiwa !!
aişə @gloomibuni
98 Followers 153 Following Being a hot model, comedian, apexholic is so hard on me | art: @jinxiesjunkies
rocío @rocoAZ1
116 Followers 233 Following probably won’t accomplish much from this point on so join me on my journey
𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢 @alice8172
249 Followers 372 Following
愁dmacॐ ₆ ⁹ �... @aesthetic_vizin
194 Followers 703 Following currently dying slow ◦˚.˚◦˚ ₆ ⁹ ₃ (Nuggz🤍)
xscar @4tspoonsvlvs
805 Followers 5K Following
maxi @itzMazGames
67 Followers 113 Following
$YBERSOLDIER @maybeimdetached
18 Followers 115 Following in an eternal comatose | i want to bite my skin off
T🧊 @TysoJet
3K Followers 4K Following
“SoCalledBlackMan�... @BFrenig
2K Followers 4K Following Hope I don’t get killed by the cops today. (That’s not what this means). リアルダチ...I’m also Agnostic😐 “so call Black person”
Jamm ♡ @ImJamm
1K Followers 505 Following
SpacedGod.hl @_spacedgod
520 Followers 3K Following my music https://t.co/y332HeKCfG - to protect the sheep you gotta kill the wolf GLSL shader artist / enthusiast - if you make shaders lets connect!
Ciera @bb__cici
2K Followers 691 Following SESH has been tha blessing it's tha altar that I pray at 🖤
Ms. Jiselle Christine @grveyrdgoddess
689 Followers 676 Following sometimestheuglytruthcanbebeautiful
LyricsByBones @DeadBoyLyrics
7 Followers 19 Following strictly bones lyrics. i tweet every 30 minutes. DeathToThemOtherBoys. DeadGirl.
erik @boobflap
309 Followers 467 Following
Calgary Police @CalgaryPolice
287K Followers 366 Following This official Calgary Police Service account is NOT monitored 24/7. ☎️ Emergency: 911 📞 Non-Emergency: 403-266-1234 🌐 https://t.co/O1BvzrQQE5
kat @WETTOinthatTRX
4K Followers 261 Following ᵍ⁵⁹ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉ ♱⃓ ☠︎ / whaddup my dawg @suicidechrist / ♱ via crucis & runaway enthusiast ♱ / scrims dawg / #1 fan of drag em to the river / 7.19.26 ♡
Papa Meat @meatcanyon
426K Followers 791 Following
Keagan Hoffman ◟̽�... @KeaganHoffman
3K Followers 95 Following
Verlustt🇻🇦 @Verlustt11
2K Followers 476 Following ♰ claves regni catholicam vel mors ♰ :-/-: ✠ NO ✠ 🇩🇪🇷🇺
Tundra Boy @XavierWulf
195K Followers 110 Following
ileana⚰️ @ileanaoowiee
3K Followers 1K Following the underworlds finest the graveyards belovedཐི❤︎ཋྀ 🪦 sesh
Wizard101 @Wizard101
104K Followers 331 Following Wizard101 is an MMO adventure game with magic schools, worlds with expansive stories, and friends around every street. Safe for kids and fun for all!
Cold Ones @ColdOnes
361K Followers 22 Following A couple of fellas enjoying some Cold Ones™ 🍻 By @anything4views & @maxmoefoe
Saggy @SaggyAi
2K Followers 3K Following Artist | 24 | oshi mark: 🫦 Saggy I need to stop posting wips :sob: banner from @NaneNiwa !!
aişə @gloomibuni
98 Followers 153 Following Being a hot model, comedian, apexholic is so hard on me | art: @jinxiesjunkies
Attack on Titan @AttackOnTitanEN
278K Followers 23 Following The official English #AttackOnTitan X account ⚔️ Managed by @Crunchyroll
𝖀𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖑 ... @DailyDismall
525 Followers 54 Following
𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔠𝔢 @alice8172
249 Followers 372 Following
little river co. @LittleRiver_Co
466 Followers 7 Following officially licensed anime apparel & more. Attack on Titan collab out now!
愁dmacॐ ₆ ⁹ �... @aesthetic_vizin
194 Followers 703 Following currently dying slow ◦˚.˚◦˚ ₆ ⁹ ₃ (Nuggz🤍)
Days until 9/10/21 @TwentyOneCount
83K Followers 21 Following Counting down the days until 9 + 10 really equals 21 (dd/mm/yy) Banner by @spoobydooo
Jamm ♡ @ImJamm
1K Followers 505 Following
SpacedGod.hl @_spacedgod
520 Followers 3K Following my music https://t.co/y332HeKCfG - to protect the sheep you gotta kill the wolf GLSL shader artist / enthusiast - if you make shaders lets connect!
Ciera @bb__cici
2K Followers 691 Following SESH has been tha blessing it's tha altar that I pray at 🖤
Bill Ockham @BillOckham1
6K Followers 10 Following Official Account | True Crime Researcher | Host of the Ockham’s Razor Podcast
LyricsByBones @DeadBoyLyrics
7 Followers 19 Following strictly bones lyrics. i tweet every 30 minutes. DeathToThemOtherBoys. DeadGirl.
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