Andrew Johnson @LostGuard

A clem. Joined July 2012

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georgie @georgsoup

6 years ago

a moment of silence for everyone whose spotify wrapped was too embarrassing to post (it’s me i’m everyone)

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ashley @eviibag

6 years ago

the avengers endgame crowd cheering video except it's little women when bob odenkirk shows up

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Nick de Semlyen @NickdeSemlyen

6 years ago

In honour of Inception’s 10th anniversary, please enjoy this again.

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Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles

6 years ago

the King of Staten Island and the King of Queens are currently locked in a vicious battle for key strategic land in Brooklyn

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b a r b i e @unprettybarbie

6 years ago

it be like that most times

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fruity wizard ✨ @giraffe_sama

6 years ago

no, no you misunderstood me - I’m not calling you “babe” as in short for “baby.” I’m calling you beyb as in short for beyblade. let it rip

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the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe

6 years ago

me wanting to be loved vs. the mortifying ordeal of being known

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Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious

6 years ago

what’s the most annoying thing that’s happened to you this week? for me it’s the global coronavirus pandemic

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Tim Hogan @timjhogan

6 years ago

If everyone was Moira we’d be fine

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Jason Mustian (derogatory) @jasonmustian

6 years ago

Oh sweet, I was wondering how every corporation I've ever given my email to was handling COVID-19.

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Jonathan Sloman @SquidyUK

6 years ago

I didn't know he was behind them! Won't be seeing his films again.

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I consider the Harley Quinn cartoon kinda hit or miss but the fact that one of the first thing Joker does after knowing Batman's identity is to complain about Waynetech not giving his electric car is super hilarious

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wint @dril

6 years ago

dont like my posts then go watch some Prestige television about it. put on some hbo go Fuck face

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rob trench @robtrench

6 years ago

I really hope he hasn't seen GoodFellas

Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

6 years ago

The film “A Marriage Story” (2019) should instead have been named “A Divorce Story”

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Cian Maher @cianmaher0

6 years ago

googled "dragon age" after seeing some chat about it on discord and i still have no idea how old she is. presumably hundreds of years older than donkey

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TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon

6 years ago

“Mr Wonka this is a large loan for a new business” “It’s for the factory” “It says here you’re installing a nightmare river” “Yes” “In a chocolate factory” “Yes” “…a room for floating about but with a death fan at the top” “Yes” “And this just says dead children insurance” “Yes”