Sgt. Soggy Shorts @Mayor0fNothing

she/they 💖💛💙 vegan, wine enthusiast, anime fan, cat mama Madison, WI Joined May 2012

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Jenna Keiser @thejkway

6 months ago

How could something so wack happen to someone so dope

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Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw

7 months ago

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

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And I say this with my full chest and I don’t give a fuck if I make any enemies - fuck you single issue “free Palestine” voters who couldn’t bring yourselves to check a box for a black woman who was more than qualified to run this country and sat out of the election instead

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Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant 🤌 @myitalianhell

8 months ago

saw two beautiful women with just the ugliest husbands the other day. Not genetically unattractive just zero effort dads, unkempt and listless. I wanted to call someone some kind of authority but there’s no one to call. there’s no one to call.

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jasmin. @jasbarre

8 months ago

gay hockey show makes thirty year old woman gain hope and believe in love. locals are claiming it to be a christmas miracle

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a broken soul @abrokensouI

8 months ago

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

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Fallon @filthtofilth

8 months ago

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

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Jay Jurden @JayJurden

8 months ago

We have a responsibility to call Trump voters stupid as fuck. I don’t know why y’all ever stopped doing that.

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anu ૮ • ﻌ - ა @jiwoniesms

8 months ago

black butler & bungo stray dogs are competing to be the manga with the worst pacing ever and it’s actually not even funny anymore like wdym they have both been going for DECADES yet the plot hasn’t moved past a year in-universe

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Meg @megannn_lynne

9 months ago

Surrounded by people who drive too slowly (sanctimonious suck-ups who should have their licenses taken away) & people who drive too fast (reckless lunatics risking everyone’s lives who should have their licenses taken away) And then there’s me. Perfect as always

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ながそで @nagasode0123

9 months ago

今年の冬も楽しみだね

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𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_

9 months ago

If women don’t lower their standards soon, they’ll die alone in their clean homes, with their regulated nervous systems, balanced PH, clean toilets, friends that support them, & a peace like no other. They better chill..

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hera @shiningdaisies

9 months ago

me and the trinkets i pulled by being financially irresponsible

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amber ♡ @tanijrou

9 months ago

i can’t wait for him to win his oscar award

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Manga Mogura RE (Anime & Manga News) @MangaMoguraRE

9 months ago

"Chiikawa" FIRST ANIME MOVIE OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED! Chiikawa The Movie: The Secret of the Mermaid Island Release Date: Summer 2026 Animation Studio: Cygames Pictures (Uma Musume) Director: Oikawa Kei Feature-length Story based on the "Siren Arc" from Nagano's popular Manga. Image © Nagano, "Eiga 'Chiikawa' Production Committee"