Frodo Swaggins🧌 @MotifMal
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Break Kobe’s record against Philly in Philly. Then Kobe dies, you sign with sixers on tha 24th day of tha month for 8 million (Kobe’s numbers) and plan to fly helicopter to Philly games, same way Kobe died. There’s dark magick and numerology at play, watch Bron win tha chip this season
BREAKING: LeBron James plans on living in NYC next season while playing for the Philadelphia 76ers. James will likely commute to Philadelphia via helicopter, which is only around a 45 minute ride.
Different “phase” ticket prices for the same event
What’s a scam that’s become so normalized that we don’t realize it’s a scam anymore?
whenever i hear someone is pregnant i make a weird face instead of congratulating them because that is genuinely my natural response to the idea of being pregnant
..he died of COPD. his contract stated people weren’t allowed to smoke. and you think that it’s funny that y’all smoked anyway? around someone with COPD whose contract stated no smoking?
Fun fact: children are young humans who are in the process of learning how to be adult humans and exist in the human world! Dogs, on the other hand, will never be humans and therefore do not need to experience "going inside a coffee shop" at any point in their canine lives.
also btw I don’t think you have to bring your snotty, screaming crotch gremlin to the coffee shop and let it cough and scream while it shits up it's back and fills the diaper with piss around where people are eating and drinking. I think you can just like. have coffee at home
Flipping through the titles on hulu, making a point to scroll past brokeback mountain at the exact same tempo as the other films, not gayly slow or homophobicly fast
this is a great display of roasting
This is literally matriarchy btw
WHAT? Cheating is so common in France that paternity tests are illegal ‘to keep the peace’ Testing yourself can get you 1 year in prison and €15k fine (more than half a year’s average salary)
Women don't apologize, they reframe the story until your reaction looks worse than their behavior.
"foidian slip" The best poets of the modern age are right-wing anon sh*tposters
when she has a foidian slip and accidentally reveals something she didn’t want to
Yall be hearing them damn saxophones, I be hearing the chase music from Friday after next
Who the hell is that??? 😭
Damn, my boy…
Thing is, you only got to fuck up once, be a little slow, be a little late, once. And how you ain’t never gone be slow? Never be late?
Tu m’étonnes que les jeunes garçons sont stigmatisés à l’école. T’as une maîtresse adulte qui prend un malin plaisir à les humilier, pour rien, juste parce que ce sont de jeunes garçons
C’est super drôle comment parfois les petits garçons pensent être + forts que toi juste pcq t’es une femme, la dernière fois un CE2 m’a défiée au bras de fer en étant sûr de lui (je l’ai éteint sans scrupules)
@ITSDJFLOW quality time = clingy and too much free time. go to work and make more money.
Physical touch = Too horny Acts of service = I’m not your mom Receiving gifts = Feminine Quality time = ✅ doesn’t require effort Word of affirmation = why you need to hear that
Ask a man his love language… it’s always gonna be physical touch. Like OH BROTHER 😒
women went crazy with dat “you only like the idea of me” cause you right! i got to know you and said oh hell nah.
Elite Pakistani bomb disposal squad operator killed while defusing IED, after Chinese bomb defusal kit turned out be fake.
Like this waist is a 32. Her loss if she think ima chase her
In my if she wanted to she would era. Need a grown woman to bring my masculine out
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