Nik @NickLSee

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inle @h0muliIIy

5 hours ago

Alaska... I was not familiar with your game.

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Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes

a day ago

This is wild If you don’t tip at Shake Shack the prices for each item get more expensive If you select “No tip” The screen tells you “Ohh ohh, there’s been a pricing update” and all items get more expensive This is should be a class a action lawsuit and they should face fines from regulatory agencies This is such a big controversy that Shake Shack responded and said this isn’t their policy and they’re looking into it But it’s right here. The proof is right in front of us…. Clearly it’s not just one location, I’m sure it’s happening with his multiple businesses all over America

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오투🧸🎀 @O2H2_OH4

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MISAMARU @misamaru_kimono

14 hours ago

現代的和洋折衷コーデ。アメスリ着物と袴スカート×サンダル。水色の半着物を肩掛けしたスタイルがかっこいい！

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marqix ☆ @fwmarqix

13 hours ago

My ex cheated on me. I was devastated. Friend: You should send her something petty. Me: Like what? Friend: Flowers. But make it WEIRD. I found a florist in Nakameguro. Florist: What's the occasion? Me: Revenge. Florist: eyes light up, Tell me everything. I explained the situation. Florist: I have the PERFECT arrangement. He made a bouquet of: - Dead roses - Wilted lilies - A single cactus - Card that said: "Hope your new relationship goes as well as these flowers" Me: This is beautiful. Florist: I've been WAITING for a customer like you. Week later: He texted me. Florist: "Did she get them?" Me: "Yes. She's furious." Florist: "Excellent. Tell your friends." Month 2: I recommended him to a coworker going through a breakup. Coworker: He made me a bouquet of ONIONS. Me: Why onions? Coworker: "To make your ex cry as much as they made you cry." Coworker: It was GENIUS. Month 4: The florist had a WAITLIST. All revenge flowers. His shop window sign: "Flowers for Every Occasion - ESPECIALLY Bad Ones" Month 6: He went VIRAL on Japanese Twitter. A celebrity ordered revenge flowers for her ex. Posted a photo. The florist got 500 orders in a week. News article: "Tokyo Florist Specializes in 'Spite Bouquets'" Month 8: He opened a SECOND LOCATION. Hired staff specifically trained in "emotional damage floral design." Me: You've created an empire. Florist: I'm just helping people express their feelings. Me: With dead plants. Florist: With THERAPEUTIC dead plants. Month 10: Someone ordered revenge flowers for ME. Delivery guy: Package for you. Inside: Beautiful fresh flowers. Card: "For inspiring the pettiest business in Tokyo. Thank you. - The Florist" Me: crying Month 12: His shop expanded to "revenge gifts." - Chocolate that says "Sweet like the lies you told" - Teddy bears with VERY passive aggressive messages - Cakes that spell out "I'm over you (but also fuck you)" Revenue: ¥15 million/month. Present day: The florist is opening locations in Osaka and Kyoto. He offered me a partnership. Florist: 10% equity. You were the first revenge customer. Me: I just ordered flowers! Florist: You INSPIRED me. This is your legacy. I took the deal. I now own 10% of Japan's largest spite-based floral company. My ex sent me a message last week: "I can't believe you started this." Me: I didn't start it. I just ordered flowers. Her: You've created a MONSTER. Me: *looking at quarterly profits* A very profitable monster. Revenge is a dish best served with wilted roses apparently.