Amy @RoughDispatch

Greatest fear is the same as everyone else's: falling asleep in public and sleep masturbating roughdispatch.com Trapped in Leeds, England Joined September 2016

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Becky Holmes hates spinach @deathtospinach

4 years ago

Oladayo is a potential new love interest Pros: - good job - doesn’t mind my prostitution - doesn’t put sex first Cons: - lives in the USA - doesn’t say please - happy for me to give hand jobs in exchange for Amazon cards It’s a tough one 🤔

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GrieveWatch @GrieveWatch

4 years ago

London.

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GrieveWatch @GrieveWatch

4 years ago

Grimsby council tip. Majestic.

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Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM

4 years ago

Water companies are only allowed to dump sewage into our waterways in ‘exceptional circumstances’. During 2021, for example, there were 1,000 exceptional circumstances a day.

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Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett

4 years ago

Rishi Sunak, with a reported wealth of over £730ml, told us it was the “right plan” to cut universal credit & raise workers taxes; and “silly” to help with energy costs. At the same time he gave £7.3bl of tax cuts to his banker mates. The wrong people seek power.

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Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar

4 years ago

Not really much of a price cap if it can go from around £1,200 to £4,200 in the space of a year is it.

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Mr Myles @mrgmyles

4 years ago

@EmmaCookeBooks Every summer I buy several of the same shirts and trousers and a new pair of Vans. Children occasionally come up to me and comment that I wear the same thing every day and my response is “talk me through your outfit.” That generally ends the discussion.

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Chris Pearson @Chris_G_Pearson

4 years ago

This summer is going to be tough for a lot of families, please #RT it may help someone

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Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws

4 years ago

BREAKING: The police have explained they will ignore law breaking in Downing Street, but arrest people for protesting law breaking in Downing Street x

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Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK

4 years ago

What is going on here?

UK is with EU @ukiswitheu

4 years ago

Johnson steps out of his cars And jogs 10m to his hotel #JohnsonOut

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ken. @kenkhristine

4 years ago

“pro life” but no baby formula on the shelves? yeah okay.

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Gary Burton @TheOfficialGRB

4 years ago

It’s very possible for tradesmen to have open conversations about our feelings, be opposed to racism, read books, recognise the climate crisis, welcome Jamie Oliver wanting our children to eat more healthily, and even on occasions, shop in Waitrose.