Ruth Sanford @ruth

Seattle, WA Joined January 2009

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Ruth Sanford @ruth

7 months ago

@sean Well, their cheese selection is excellent. So yeah maybe not for you.

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@AshleyGWinter One day you will reflect back on this time when your world seemed to revolve around the poop and realize you haven’t considered or seen their poop in a really long time and it will feel very good.

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Ruth Sanford @ruth

a year ago

@mcmansionhell I have family in Albuquerque and it is a weird place. I swear the whole place is haunted. Was wondering if you’d see some of that weird energy and yeah, you did.

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Ruth Sanford @ruth

a year ago

@1followernodad When we started reading his books when kiddo was little I was horrified they are seen as classics. It’s all horrible things happening to kids at hands of adults who should be trustworthy.

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Ruth Sanford @ruth

2 years ago

@AshleyGWinter Those tee pee things didn’t work for me, just got the hang of holding the old diaper at the ready for a second when the cold air hit him. He did pee all over the pediatricians office while on the scale for 1 week checkup. We were all impressed how much pee was in him.

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Ruth Sanford @ruth

2 years ago

@AshleyGWinter Does he make dad jokes now? Is this a career liability for him?

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2 years ago

@BrittneyBush I’m working at county elections all day tomorrow and closing a ballot box. Doing my best. Hope you can recuperate and stay away from the doom scrolling. Feel better soon!

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Ruth Sanford @ruth

2 years ago

@Qagggy I dunno, those things are pretty much made out of cardboard. I’ll take a Honda E instead. So cute. So tiny. 🥰

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2 years ago

@Qagggy I drove for a year with expired tab once. I’d renewed it, but we lost the sticker. I had the registration in the car. I always assume others have done the same thing.

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Ruth Sanford @ruth

2 years ago

@Qagggy Last week there was nowhere to lock up down here other than the old octopus one at the aquarium. I was really excited to see actual bike racks here. There were some on Elliott under the walkway as well.

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Ruth Sanford @ruth

2 years ago

@Qagggy So we rode down to check out the Overlook and behold! Bike racks! At the aquarium!

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2 years ago

@Qagggy The aquarium has been a dead zone for bike parking for at least 10 years. Really hope final plans down there will include some staples.

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2 years ago

@backlotsfilm @tcm Ooh a favorite of mine!

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2 years ago

@AshleyGWinter We were promised taco trucks on every corner!

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2 years ago

@mcmansionhell You should go home and watch a couple episodes of Mad Men. Set design was so good!

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2 years ago

@jazzyspraxis Not so long ago my orca card was too low and I didn’t realize. The driver impatiently waved me in and seemed annoyed. That seems like a better response.