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I'm a figment of my own imagination. cashapp $scopeoo7 phatmermaid.tumblr.com Carolina del Norte Joined March 2012-
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Me quiero duchar pero me resuena en la cabeza mi papá diciendo "no hay q ducharse con tormenta eléctrica". Lo voy a tener q googlear pq siempre lo acepté como norma y no sé si es tan así. Alerta spoiler: sí, es cierto.
I got poopmogged today in the Target bathrooms, he was louder, his was bigger, It made me feel small and demasculated.
This stuff needs to result in sexual assault & genital mutilation charges.
I’m never going to have a male doctor if I ever give birth.
It seems cat got natural tattoo of a cat on its paw 🐾
Unrelated but Danny Davito put his fucking soul into that delivery 😭
“This tweet has been deleted” was such a powerful comedic tool
It’s Monkey and Zoe’s (estimated) birthday, and this little alien hopes this upcoming year will be out of this world!
Someone sneezed so I said bless you & then I sneezed literally a minute later & she didn’t say it back. Be careful out there guys there’s a lot of evil spirited people walking among us in society
movie theater tickets being $18-$20 is insane btw. when i was in high school, they’d be $10 on the weekends and $7.50 for a weekday matinee. this is why kids don’t *do* anything anymore. they’ve been priced out of everything except being at home.
never actually seen one of these guys in motion before. just delightful
I don’t give a fuck what anyone says. Pretending to be a black person online is fucking weird.
was jerking off with twitter autoplay and they showed me the full odyssey movie
Vincent Pastore, best known for ‘The Sopranos’ and for voicing Luca the octopus in ‘Shark Tale’, has sadly passed away at the age of 80.
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they're measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat you, a technique shared by boa constrictors
happy birthday to all horses in the southern hemisphere
Remembering how when my Mum left, my Dad still didn't learn to cook or do anything else she'd been doing solo all those years. I quickly taught myself to cook at age 10, using books from the library, as soon as I realised that every meal with my father was going to be a bag of frozen sausage rolls, plain toast, or nothing at all. By 13, I was cooking meals for him too. And that's how male incompetence trains women.
4yo has been calling me Paige instead of mom so I started calling him Bart and he got right in my ear and whispered “I am not Bart”
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Today In History @historigins
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