Sean Bailly @SeanMBailly

Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Joined May 2014

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Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1

a week ago

I once went on a date where I told a woman I'd been doing stand-up for ten years and she replied by asking if I'd heard of the sunk cost fallacy.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

a week ago

At a posh country house party, the owner caught me and my girlfriend sneaking in to the hedges. He didn't care about us shagging: he even lent us the key to his study instead. He was upset about damage to the topiary. I can still hear "These yews are centuries old. Centuries!"

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

a week ago

I dated one of the dozens of writers on Dr. Who. We had an ugly break up. Ten years later, I see a new alien enemy whose character name is my last name.

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Ricky Gervais @rickygervais

a week ago

Happy 25th Anniversary to “The Office” & welcome to “Alley Cats” dropping on Netflix August 7th 👊

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Paul Graham @paulg

2 weeks ago

I didn't realize this till recently, but the math section of the SAT is a de facto second English section. For whatever reason they can't give you problems that are mathematically difficult, so the only way to add difficulty is to make the problems hard to read.

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Variety @Variety

2 weeks ago

Weird Al Yankovic pulled out of a commercial on which he was making a "nice pile of money" after discovering it was for AI. “I’m not going to mention any names, but they told me it was for a business. It was business software that would increase productivity. I said, ‘Oh well, yeah, sure, I could do that.’ And then a week before we’re supposed to shoot it, I find out this is AI. And I thought, ‘Oh no, I can’t be the poster boy for AI, forget it.’ So I felt bad about kind of pulling out at the last minute. But yeah, I’m not down with that.” variety.com/2026/biz/news/…

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Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin

2 weeks ago

Laminar flow is freaky as hell

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Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson

3 weeks ago

Emilio Sansolini @EmilioSansolini

3 weeks ago

The World Cup! 🏆⚽️🌎

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SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons

3 weeks ago

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Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson

3 weeks ago

The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX

3 weeks ago

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Scotland have been ELIMINATED from the 2026 World Cup, as Croatia win their game vs. Ghana! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❌

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owen cyclops @owenbroadcast

3 weeks ago

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Scott Robertson @sarobertson_

3 weeks ago

Permanent Secretary at the Ministry of Defence of Finland: Canada really hit our radar screen in security and defence when, after Russia invaded Crimea, Canada took over the forward land forces lead in Latvia. Canada really projected stability in the Baltic Sea and in our eyes, Canada became a Baltic Sea power and NATO's eastern flank power.

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Nahel Belgherze @WxNB_

3 weeks ago

Seismic waves from the M7.2 and M7.5 Venezuela earthquakes crossing Europe. Each dot represents a seismic station (GMV).

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Solid JJ @SolidusJJ

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Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs

4 weeks ago

Living in the UK in 2026

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sam @samcramerrr

4 weeks ago

Seeing a lot of people saying Keir Starmer is the worst prime minister in their lifetime and the only reasonable conclusion to make is that they are two years old

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Hank Riviera @rustyoldwheel

4 weeks ago

The rest of the world beginning to understand what being Canadian feels like.

Valerie❤️‍🔥☁️ @Valistryingg

4 weeks ago

Why do you guys have to be so annoying about everything? Brazil has won the World Cup 5 times, and even they don’t talk like this. You are playing well and have won a few games, just celebrate with your team and country normally like everyone else. My goodness.