&rew @thepostsoffice
i am a war criminal i am a lunatic i am immortal i am the messiah wix96.substack.com CO Joined December 2009-
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Me writing in notebook: what if we got traded at our jobs like NBA players “did you hear Janet is headed to Best Buy for Derek and 3 laptops” 2500 miles away at Heckler & Koch factory in Columbus, Georgia The Bullet That Will One Day Pierce My Heart moves down the assembly line
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I'm seeing a big shift in friends moving away from - alcohol - caffeine - nicotine and towards - The bright light emanating from the woods - The voice promising all the riches the world has to offer, also coming from the woods - The delicious smell of something in the woods
i love that joining the military means you have to move far away to a big boy camp. i want that for every job. whisk my boys away. my podcaster boys
you're an age regressor? i'm an age accelerator. i'm 30. i'm geriatric. they're putting me away. it's over somehow
you gotta stop flirting with people who are 1000+ miles away on here. if there is an actual ocean between you, they are for all purposes a fictional character
Cutting back on coffee by hiring an ex navy seal to fire a gun right by my ear at random intervals throughout the morning
@quinncoherent or can I interest u in blowing ur whole budget on plush towel😵💫
@quinncoherent if you fw elderberry, you got cop one of these, I still think about how good it was erewhon.com/product/837942…
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There is a famous person next to me at this coffee shop. You can tell he’s waiting for me to say something. Not gonna happen. Not gonna give him the time of day. Just going to sit here and continue making machine gun noises with my mouth
Taco Bell equivalent of the urge to reach for the officer’s gun
building a gun that shoots me when i get an email
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