Brandon Michael @_BMAC22

Appalachian State alumnus Atlanta, GA Joined April 2011

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cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___

4 weeks ago

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

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General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69

2 months ago

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

Polymarket @Polymarket

2 months ago

NEW: TSA warns World Cup visitors not to pack oversized bottles of ranch dressing in their carry-ons, as ranch mania spreads among foreign fans.

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Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992

2 months ago

Americans realizing they're starting the Cuba war to distract from the Iran war disaster which was a distraction from the Epstein files disaster

unusual_whales @unusual_whales

2 months ago

BREAKING: "US has the troops in place to attack Cuba," per POLITICO

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Julian Dorey @juliandorey

4 months ago

when having children becomes a FINANCIAL decision, civilization fails

Breaking911 @Breaking911

4 months ago

Raising a child to age 18 now costs more than $303,000—a staggering 27.8% increase since 2023.

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Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes

4 months ago

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding children instead of bombing them.

Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1

4 months ago

The breakfasts are not free. They are paid for by taxes - mostly on parents who feed their own kids. Most of these 10,000 children would have had a perfectly healthy breakfast at home without these clubs. This isn't about helping the poorest kids, it's the state taking over the

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Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii

4 months ago

Start bragging immediately

Tochukwu Kevin @KevinKendr10366

6 months ago

Not to brag but I made this with a pencil 😊

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Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac

4 months ago

EIGHTY FIVE????????

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Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz

4 months ago

This photo is the reason women cover their drinks

TONY™ @TONYxTWO

4 months ago

Name a better administration. I’ll wait.

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MLFootball @MLFootball

5 months ago

WE ALL MISS THIS ESPN. 😢😢😢 Kids these days do not understand. x.com/Fatslob1123/st…

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claire de lune @ClaireMPLS

6 months ago

“you raise your voice, i erase your voice” is about as succinct of a description of a fascist government as i could possibly write, and i’m a professional writer

Prem Thakker @prem_thakker

6 months ago

ICE agent threatens someone in Minnesota: “You raise your voice, I erase your voice.” From @MinnMaxShow:

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"All I do is" Nguyen @Nguyen_anime3

7 months ago

Crazy, your grandpa fought Nazis and you became a Nazi

Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth

7 months ago

My grandpa — @USArmy Corporal Alton Hegseth — would have been 100 years old today. Thank God our great Republic produced such men. We stand on the shoulder of giants.

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𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg

8 months ago

Parking at hospitals

ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy

8 months ago

what should be FREE but isn't?

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Grand Admiral of Propaganda @TheIOGuy

9 months ago

All the megachurches right now…

Penny @pennyelizabeths

9 months ago

The halt on SNAP benefits is a great opportunity for the church to be the church.

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

9 months ago

POV: you're a zoo penguin about to be put down

Cjay @ced_jayy

10 months ago

My wife hooked me up tonight 😍😋

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Jenni @hashjenni

10 months ago

Celebrity worship..

Hollyn @sadlifeebro

10 months ago

What is a subtle sign that someone is mentally unstable?

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🫧 @eysansluvr

11 months ago

i just know he found this shit HILARIOUS cuz it also includes one of the 5 words he knows in italian

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Decatholac Mango 🇹🇬🇪🇸🇦🇷 @YoNipplesSoft

12 months ago

Checks and balances fuck nigga

philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

12 months ago

WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge rules Trump cannot deny funding to Los Angeles, Chicago and 32 other cities and counties over ‘sanctuary’ policies.

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Verbal Assassin ✍🏽 @ulovewendy

a year ago

Cuz it was real

Bite-Sized Nostalgia @landofthe80s

a year ago

Breakfast tasted different as a kid.

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Vulpine Outlaw @Rad_Sherwoodism

a year ago

Can you imagine being some poor kid pumped full of drugs, waking up to a strange noise, and what you see is a horse, but the wrong size, and it looks like a nurse is trying to feed it a piano?