David.T @_David254
💀 Kajiado, Kenya Joined February 2019-
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You don’t understand how funny this is 🤣🤣🤣
Ol Kalou paved the way. Hakuna vile Kasongo atatoboa !
Groud imekataa ruto kabisaaaa😂😂😂😂 mimi naisha sana, hata baada ya kulipwa
Day 2…so surreal man!😫🥹😭😭#BahrainGP
It's hard for Zimbabweans to outmatch Kenyans, they even smoke teargas.
While Off-campus misconduct can fall within a university’s disciplinary jurisdiction, the exercise of that jurisdiction remains subject to constitutional and administrative-law safeguards. “Expelled with immediate effect!” is the clearest highway to hell for the University.
Mzazi anauza shamba ndio anunulie mtoto kazi ya Permanent & Pensionable Mzazi anapatia mtoto pesa, mtoto anapeana the amount akingojea confirmation letter Kumbe game of urban ilichezwa mtoto akagundua alipigwa mwosho mmoja safi Mtoto anakuwa depressed anajipima kilo. OTEK!
I was offered a job by one of the biggest companies in the industry, but I’m committed to my company. I asked them to train and hire my little brother instead, while I consult for them. They agreed🥹 Tomorrow, my little brother starts his first job. 😭❤️
He deleted this but nilimwekea vizuri. Alimwish upwards only for him to go downwards
My heart goes out to @Dr_AustinOmondi for losing a close friend . Take heart brother.
Misitu pale Nyandarua inamalizwa at a very alarming rate
Life update: Through this post I got a job as a quality control officer. I aced my interview so well. I'm so of proud myself. It's a role that perfectly matches my degree and qualifications.
I stopped being lazy, I woke up, got dressed, carried my CV and went to look for job at the factories in my area. After getting declined (no vacancy) at 4 factories. I got a job at the sixth one has a security guard 😭. I have been laughing since I got home 😭. Me olode 💔😭.
Na hizi pesa tunachanga usiskie uoga ukose kukula steak nazo. Lipa hosi, zingine kula vizuri masteak na magrill veggies na desserts hadi afya irudi. You took bullets for Kenyans.
A week ago, I was urinating blood after my surgery. I was in pain and had started losing hope. Then Kenyans showed up. Today, I'm standing. This is Day 1 of trying to walk again. I'm here because of you. 🇰🇪🙏🏽 We've raised 404k of our KSh 500k goal. Less than KSh 96K to go.
He placed the keys in her hand. New tyres. Every dent gone. Fresh paint. Her car looked brand new. He fixed the car. He didn't fix the marriage. "I didn't leave because I lost my job. I left because you stopped respecting the man you married." He turned and walked away. She kept the car. Her friends kept their marriages. And tomorrow, at Don Bosco Upper Hill, Amos keeps his dignity and gains a brand new wife who knows what she has. I'm his best man. Some keys open doors. Others close them forever. 🔑💔
Kenyans we've found our own prophet too.
Wantam anabank on Wicknell lakini sijui mbona naona huyo msee akienda sayuni before August 2027 throwing into panic.😂😂😂
Why do Kenyan contractors love building humongous speed bumps? There is a KEBS standard for speed bumps KS 774:2000. Low-speed roads (0–10 km/h: height of 15 cm & a width of 2m. Higher-speed roads (45–60 km/h): height of 10 cm & a width of 5m. The width part is always skimped!
Sex is nice but have you ever scrolled the TL after a corrupt tycoon has had a helicopter crash
Susan baby, do you know a William?
@daurekudakwashe @wicknellchivayo He knows it’s the truth, and the truth hurts. Wicknell will die in a plane crash very soon. Save this post.
My goodness 😭😭😭first full salary
my 4 digit atm pin protecting my 3 digit bank amount
A wolf trying to be a domesticated dog.
As government, we mismanaged the 2024 Gen Z protests - CS Murkomen
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