Kaffo @_Kaffo

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C-Bo the Eggman @CBoTheEggman

7 months ago

SNL couldn't write this any better

CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism

7 months ago

🚨TRUMP: What would you like Santa to bring?" KID: "Not coal!" TRUMP: "Coal is clean and beautiful" Trump should be barred from speaking to children.

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𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr

7 months ago

Mf gon hit a pothole and get in a plane accident

selinam @bennynotblanco

7 months ago

no matter how much air i put it won’t go 100 🤬

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Charlie Brown @charlesbrown628

7 months ago

this fucking sucks watch my acual christmas special instead

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the point was to get a trans person fired. and it's driving me banonkers that every trans person has instantly clocked this because we've lived through a hundred other such episodes while every c¡s person is cooking up grand art theories and not even acknowledging the former

Christopher Deutsch @dr_cdeutsch

7 months ago

The student's paper was bad on purpose. Her plan rested on the power that conservatives now wield to force others to accept their slop as gold. She got her wish and has made her career in one fell swoop.

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Christopher @molochofficial

7 months ago

All truly great Christmas media recognizes the inherent melancholy of the holiday season

Nostos @NostosLit

7 months ago

Norman Rockwell (1894–1978) - Little Girl Looking Downstairs at Christmas Party

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❤️ jamie p! 💚 @pamiejaige

8 months ago

its about breaking free from other people's definition of yourself! defying common conception of what Is and Isn't. the explosive self-actualization of something inanimate and passive. the truths that lay in hiding within artifice. bobot transgedner

Midi @AdachiFort_Alt

8 months ago

I think Jamie Paige likes making songs about machines wanting to be human

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dad @dad_as_heck

7 months ago

I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.

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Douglas Bogart @DougB88

8 months ago

For Thanksgiving & because of the incredible amount of Celeste fans that showed up I am giving away a normal copy on Switch. I have some other stuff too I am going to list in December! Winner picked Friday 28th at 11:59 PM ET Follow, like, comment, or retweet if you’d like!

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Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy

9 months ago

do you think driving a car is free

Kamui @ClubKamui

9 months ago

This hits until you realize you gotta pay $6.75 both ways to do this 5 days a week

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Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps

9 months ago

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

𝗞lark @KnightClawk

9 months ago

Elon Musk is now officially worth almost half a trillion dollars ($490-$500 billion), projected to become the world’s first trillionaire by 2027

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Douglas Bogart @DougB88

9 months ago

Here is a chance to win a Nintendo Switch Employee only copy of Celeste. There were only 50 made and the difference is the entire cover is foil instead of select areas. Feel free to like, retweet or follow! Winner chosen Friday at 11:59 PM!

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Harrison Becker 🇺🇦 @HarrisonBecker7

9 months ago

Don’t ever let this die.

Jean-Claude Damn Van™ (commentary) @ChaosAgent_42

9 months ago

He knows exactly what he did. Down to the numbers. Don't Let this disappear.

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Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25

9 months ago

I don’t think this guy’s been to a grocery store or gas station in his entire life.

The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline

9 months ago

Trump: "All we want is voter ID. You go to a grocery store, you have to give ID. You go to a gas station, you give ID. But for voting they want no voter ID. It's only for one reason: because they cheat."