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Ethan Hawke on whether he likes to eat in bed. “Is it bad to eat in bed? The question is, to eat what?… I like to eat in bed, but I don’t eat food.”
The X-Men are coming to the MCU: Sadie Sink is Jean Grey Kit Connor is Cyclops Christopher Abbott is Professor Charles Xavier Samara Weaving is Emma Frost Inde Navarrette is Rogue Maya Boyd is Storm Adam Driver is Nathaniel Milbury Only in theaters May 5, 2028.
Normally I’d feel cheated by using the human forms to save on budget but I can’t deny that Vision requiring all the AIs to look more human in a sad deluded attempt to recreate the sense of family & humanity he had with Wanda is some peak Vision writing
So basically all the food is going to kill us now because the Trump administration put a heroine addict in charge of HHS & gutted the FDA and their regulations on food safety. Nice work…idiots.
The FDA has issued a "Class I" recall of 1.6 million eggs potentially contaminated with salmonella. A Class I recall indicates that exposure could cause "serious adverse health consequences or death."
Last thing a silicon valley researcher sees before leaking advanced microchip blueprints to china
fixed the poem
Total CEO compensation at S&P 500 companies jumped 36.5% since 2022, from $16.7M to $22.8M. (this EXCLUDES Musk's $158B Tesla package, which would make it even more obscene) Typical workers? Real wages are up just 3-4% over the same period. We can't keep living like this.
this is sending me
He’s so exhausted what are they making peepaw do in there
i do think this kinda shit should be legally treated as the equivalent of walking down the street with a revolver playing russian roulette with random non-consenting pedestrians both in that it's assault with a deadly weapon and that anyone can just shoot u for doing it
Remember in like March/April 2020 when Trump didn't like how high the COVID rate was getting so he suggested we just stop testing for it
Pretty soon they’re just going to stop recalling the poisoned food. You heard it here first.
We’re at the “no one can afford to eat, but if you can, you may die,” stage of Republican governance.
just imagine if they found a video of a muslim saying this shit
INSANE LEAK. Yom Tov Glaser, a top-Rabbi close to Netanyahu, just exposed Israel’s real plan for Western nations that refuse to bend to Israel. He openly declared that the moment America and Europe stop supporting the Jews, they will be brought to their knees and annihilated.
Late 90s era studio comedy called FIRST MAN with a poster of Stav sliding down a water slide off the White House
Can’t wait until next week when Joe has on an Epstein class pedophile to shit on Zohran and say higher taxes on the rich are stupid.
Shane Gillis: “Free healthcare is cool. We should have that. That’s not Communism” Joe Rogan: “You should treat the entire country like it’s a community. If you have a community would you want the sickest person to fucking die who could be very valuable if you could take care of
This is Raimi glaze I can get behind. Fantastic scene, I remember as a kid it really affected me how May doesn’t just forgive him and is upset initially. Taught me that you don’t just get rewarded for being honest but you should still do it cause it’s the right thing to do.
Dare I say one of the best scenes in capeshit period
Its almost as if putting unqualified people with zero healthcare or food safety experience in charge of the nations healthcare and food supply, then gutting all the inspection programs and agencies that exist because some billionaire though it was wasteful was a bad idea...huh
—February 2026: Ground beef is recalled —April 2026: Cheddar cheese is recalled —April 2026: Powdered milk/buttermilk is recalled —June 2026: Soft cheese is recalled —June 2026: Infant formula is recalled —July 2026: Frozen blueberries/mixed berries are recalled —July 2026:
I refuse to support any publisher that locks BASIC FEATURES behind an ultimate edition while also refusing to honor physical media and that shouldn't be a controversial opinion.
GTA 6 has officially entered the double-digit countdown to release for the first time. This is the closest we’ve ever been.
"This 12 year old got cancer, how do we cheer him up??" "Send him a bad bitch"
when trying on a suit, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
My boy been waiting for an invitation 😂
I like how all the flock cameras have solar panels so they can continue to surveil us after they cut the power
Not a single pedo from the Epstein list has been charged, but the police will show out in full force for an unarmed student who said brown kids shouldn't be killed
The U.S. deported Chinese student Liu Lijun for supporting Palestine.
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