Ashish @ashOnloop
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Color of the sky gives away the fact that it’s in Vishwaguru 😭
This ‘Karaali’ bypass near Chandigarh has a 10/10 foreign vibe.
Before joining BJP, You called Modi a Hitler, Referred to Amit Shah as Goebells. Later joined BJP, tried to potrey yourself as a Sanatani Musalman. Did Chatukarita for 8 years. And now quit because you didn't get the position you wanted. Just because you could not counter, You come up with 'Goats, Toilet Cleaner, Underage kids' bla bla. Itni jaldi toh Girgit bhi lang nahi badalta jitna jaldi tum badal lete ho..
Don’t worry about who BJP chose or did not choose - Miya Zubair You please stop choosing Goats & underage kids & stick to cleaning toilets for ISIS
They are expecting a massive negative vote for them in the upcoming elections and 2029. They know their cover is blown. Brand Modi has been decimated. They cannot just use him to get votes anymore. But they will not go out without trying to regain their lost footing. The problem is they don't clearly see why people are angry. They refuse to take accountability and make amends. They don't listen when people speak. Even the best of makeovers and reshuffles cannot change that. They can't reinvent something that starts and ends with hate, fear and communal politics. Ideologically they are being rejected. Their gaumutra politics is being rejected by even gen Alpha kids in remote villages and towns. The axe has fallen and finding scapegoats will not fix this.
Clarification coming means feedback isn’t great after the speech 🤣
PM @narendramodi ji didn't say opposition leaders as Dimagi Naxals. Only following are Dimagi Naxals: 1. Who support Maoists and reject Indian Constitution. 2. Who stand with separatists & support Article 370. 4. Who want to cut chicken neck to separate North-East from India.
No Name Plate No Respect Protest was underway outside the NTA office today. A policeman without a name tag asked for his press card. He made his stand clear on camera 💥🫡🔥
You may abuse him You may troll him You may criticize him But you still can't deny the fact that he is the only man who can save India by resigning
जानिए हमारे देश के मुद्दे— 👥 जनता के मुद्दे :- 1. शिक्षा 2. स्वास्थ्य 3. रोजगार 4. महंगाई 5. गरीबी 6. पेपर लीक और भर्ती में भ्रष्टाचार 7. किसान की आय 8. महिला सुरक्षा 9. साफ पानी और हवा 10. सड़क, बिजली और बुनियादी सुविधाएँ 🏛️ सरकार के मुद्दे :- 1. वंदे मातरम् 2. पाकिस्तान 3. हिंदू राष्ट्र 4. नेहरू को कम दिखाना 5. विपक्ष ने 70 साल में क्या किया? 6. राष्ट्रवादी कौन, देशद्रोही कौन ? 7. सवाल पूछने वाला कहीं “दिमागी नक्सल” तो नहीं 🗳️ विपक्ष के मुद्दे :- 1. EVM 2. वोट चोरी 3. जातिगत जनगणना 4. संविधान खतरे में है 5. सरकार गिराओ-बचाओ 6. कौन किस पार्टी में चला गया 7. संसद में किसने क्या बोल दिया 📺 मीडिया के मुद्दे :- 1. सीमा हैदर का छठा बच्चा 2. मोदी जी के reel का रिकॉर्ड बना 3. हिंदू-मुस्लिम डिबेट 4. पाकिस्तान में क्या चल रहा है 5. नेता की रैली में कितनी भीड़ आई 6. सोशल मीडिया पर कौन-सा बयान , बन्दा वायरल है उसको जल्दी बुलाओ । राजनीति के मुद्दे बहुत हैं साहब… बस जनता के मुद्दे ही राजनीति के मुद्दे नहीं बन पा रहे।
This is peak cinema 🍿 BJP spokie –– There were anti national slogans raised by CJP at Jantar Mantar CJP spokie –– Show me video proof BJP spokie –– Wait.. Listen 🤣 CJP spokie –– If you show me one video, i will leave CJP just now 🔥 *BJP spokie went clueless* CJP spokie –– This is not usual debate where you can speak anything and run away *Anchor stepped in and stopped the further embarrassment* 😭
अरे ये क्या हुआ...स्पीकर ओम बिरला आए वंदे मातरम करवाया और बैठते ही बोले सदन की कार्यवाही अनिश्चितकाल के लिए स्थगित❓ क्या सभी लोग सिर्फ वंदे मातरम् करने गाने के लिए सदन में आए थे❓ और प्रधानमंत्री और गृहमंत्री आखिरी दिन क्या सदन में सिर्फ अपना चेहरा दिखाने आए थे कल संसदीय कार्यमंत्री किरण रिजिजू बार-बार विपक्ष से कह रहे थे कि हमारे पास सिर्फ दो दिन बचे हैं तो सत्तापक्ष की तरफ से आज का दिन क्यों बर्बाद किया गया❓ फिर तो आज ये साफ हो गया कि सरकार ने विपक्ष के सामने पूरी तरह से घुटने टेक दिए हैं और सरकार के लोग विपक्ष से डरे हुए हैं।
Lowkey miss CWC 2023 Festive season Weather was perfect in Oct/ Nov period India looked unbeatable Rohit used to give India great starts Kohli got into the second peak of his career Shami was taking wickets for fun Stadium was filled with “Kohli ko bowling do” chants Life was good back then💔
Amit Shah: I'm ready to DISCUSS the Jantar Mantar protest in Parliament. Rahul Gandhi: We don't need a lecture from Shah, he should release a statement on who ordered the use of pellet guns. Shah: Well actually, statements are not the style of Parliament. Really, since when? As long as I've known, it is totally normal for govt to release a statement in Parliament. This is why it's important to stick to core issues in the post-truth era.
THIS IS SAVAGE PRO MAX 🤣 BJP MPs were protesting and raising slogans against Rahul Gandhi So Congress MP Pawan Khera went to their side and started raising slogans in front of them 😂 “Shame on Amit Shah. Come to the Parliament if you are not scared”🔥 BJP MPs got stunned and started looking at each other. Savage 😭😭
Journalist — For how long will the Opposition protest in Parliament? Priyanka Gandhi 🔥— Did you ask Amit Shah when he will attend the session? “We will continue protesting until Amit Shah gathers courage to face us in the Parliament?” 🗿 After RaGa, PGV also not hesitating. x.com/i/status/20866…
I went to watch stand up comic Kunal Kamra live for the first time yesterday, at a small underground venue in Bengaluru. Several of his ‘Standing Up’ shows in another Bengaluru locality had been cancelled after right-wing groups threatened to disrupt them, and the shows were moved to this venue. When we arrived, there were about nine policemen stationed outside. We had to hand over our IDs so that, in case anyone created a ruckus, the police would have the details of everyone inside. It felt strangely like walking into a potential danger zone just to watch a stand-up show. And yet, the police in this Congress-ruled state were not there to stop the comedian (for a change). They were there to protect him and us and our right to laugh. I had expected Kunal to be a little cocky. Perhaps a comedian who had been through as much as he has would develop a certain swagger, a sense of being above the rest of us. But that wasn’t what I saw at all. He was incredibly human. He spoke hilariously about a venue being broken down by Shiv Sainiks in Mumbai, about being repeatedly summoned and harassed after speaking about Maharashtra Deputy Chief Minister Eknath Shinde, and about the extraordinary machinery that seems to swing into action when a comedian says something powerful people don’t like. But there was no false bravado in the way he told these stories. There was vulnerability. There was self-deprecation. There was storytelling and insight alongside the gags and one-liners. There was no bitterness in him. No vindictiveness. He is a man who simply believes that he has a right to speak, and that nobody has the right to take that away from him. Kunal did not allow any video recording of the performance. There is still a very real fear that a stray clip can be taken out of context, go viral and invite an endless cycle of outrage, threats and lawsuits. Unlike comedians with enormous commercial ecosystems (he mentioned Samay Raina) around them, Kunal doesn’t have the luxury of a battery of lawyers at his beck n call. Also, a recording doesn’t just expose the comedian. It can expose everyone who laughed in that room to a completely different kind of backlash. Later, backstage, I met Kunal and the wonderful Shyam Rangeela, who did an absolutely hilarious act as Prime Minister Modi. There was also an interview between Kunal and Shyam’s Modi that I won’t reveal here. You really should watch the show to see it. All I will say is that it felt strangely satisfying to see ‘Modiji’ finally answer questions from the public. I also told Kunal something that had struck me during the evening. Before 2014, we were used to laughing at our political leaders. Manmohan Singh was mocked. Rajiv Gandhi was mocked. V. P. Singh was mocked. Lalu Prasad Yadav was mocked. Television satire regularly lampooned our politicians. We had caricatures, spoofs, political cartoons and comedy shows that treated even the most powerful people in the country as fair game. Nobody seemed to think that laughing at a Prime Minister or Chief Minister was an act of treason. Somewhere between 2014 and 2026, we seem to have developed a fear of even laughing at power. And yesterday, in that tiny Bangalore room, I realised how much we have missed it. Because for 100 minutes, 100 people laughed freely. And perhaps that is why protecting comedians like @kunalkamra88 and @ShyamRangeela matters. They remind us that powerful people are not beyond laughter, and that we, the public, actually hold the power.
KEJRIWAL TURNS MODIS DEGREE ROW INTO ONE AWKWARD QUESTION 🚨 SHYAM MEERA: You cleared IIT in your first attempt? KEJRIWAL 🎯: First attempt. Rank 563. Studied day and night. BJP even filed an RTI for my degree records. SHYAM: Your IIT Kharagpur records? KEJRIWAL: Yes. I said release everything. Degree, marks, rank. Then I asked for Modi’s degree and got a criminal case. SHYAM 😳: A criminal case for asking? KEJRIWAL 🔥: Yes. If your student becomes PM, universities proudly claim him and invite him back. Here nobody claims the degree. Ask for it, and you get a case.
Will Bhakts understand this? No. Will they question him? No. Will they still defend him? Yes. And what’s going to be their reason? “Yaar, desh ka Pradhan Mantri hai yaar. Woh nahi karega toh Pappu karega kya?” 😭
PM @narendramodi ji didn't say opposition leaders as Dimagi Naxals. Only following are Dimagi Naxals: 1. Who support Maoists and reject Indian Constitution. 2. Who stand with separatists & support Article 370. 4. Who want to cut chicken neck to separate North-East from India.
This is amazing 🔥 Car is running at 100 km/h with a glass of water kept without support Not a single drop came out of that glass, no potholes or jerking at all This is the quality you get in return after voting for leader like Akhilesh Yadav. Not when you are happy with 5 kilo free ration
THIS IS ABSOLUTE BELT TREATMENT 🔥 REPORTER: Will you raise the Jharkhand paper-leak issue? MANISH SISODIA 🔥: Of course. Jharkhand, E20 and every leak in Haryana, Gujarat and Rajasthan. Let us see whether your show questions BJP states with the same energy. REPORTER: What about Punjab? MANISH 🎯: There was no paper leak. Bring evidence, not a political claim. REPORTER: Swati Maliwal has alleged one... MANISH ⚡: She does not run Punjab. In an hour, you found Jharkhand and Punjab but misplaced three BJP states. Are their students not Indian?
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