April @astans1783
Texan | Blue Voter | Sarcasm and dark humor are my love languages | Common Sense Enthusiast Austin, TX Joined May 2013-
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Two things here: 1. The ceasefire is not holding. 2. They are manipulating the markets for insider trading.
BREAKING: The US Pentagon delayed publicly announcing US strikes on Iran until after the US stock market had closed at 4 PM ET on Friday, per NBC News. The timing of the announcement was reportedly intended to "reduce the immediate impact on financial markets."
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If this were implemented in America, not only would Trump have been removed from office long ago, the Republican Party would cease to exist.
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The captain of Iran’s National Team, Mehdi Taremi, calls out FIFA and the U.S.: “This is a disaster World Cup. We can’t stay in the country and have to travel every time we play without any recovery. Now we can’t stay in Seattle and have to return to Tijuana. This is not fair.”
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🚨 A Republican councilman is under fire after being caught dousing a kitten in bleach, then beating it to death. He has been sentenced to 17 months in prison.
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There’s only 1 reason why you wouldn’t comply with this.
🚨 BREAKING: Trump Administration ordered to release unredacted Epstein files by judge. The DOJ has announced it will not comply.
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DHS is preparing to blast canyons & bulldoze roads through thousands of years of human history along the Rio Grande in Big Bend National Park—where virtually nobody is crossing. In Arizona, just a month ago, they destroyed a 1,000-year-old sacred site and faced no consequences.
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Talarico: Every bar has that one guy. He’s loud, he’s obnoxious, he makes all the women in the bar feel uncomfortable. He hears you say your name to the bartender and then adds his drink to your tab when you’re not looking. That’s Ken Paxton. And I don’t know about y’all, but I’m done picking up his tab.
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“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion” are the first 10 words in the Bill of Rights. Treaty of Tripoli (1797): The U.S. is “in no sense founded on the Christian religion.” The Enlightenment & the Constitution are ABOUT separation of church & state.
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Litman: It's such a devastating way to go into celebrating 250 years of America by kicking out the people who make America great…. Sunshine: Was the Haitian migrant who killed 11 year old Aiden Clark, making America better? Boykin: What about all the white people who commit crimes? You going to kick them out too?
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Let’s be clear about what’s going on here: They knew this story would hit, may have even been the source. It’s an effort to intimidate people into thinking it’s too risky to work the polls, too risky to vote. Do not bend the knee here. If you haven’t already, register & volunteer
ICE raid polling place on Election Day—demand poll worker delete social media post. Agents threaten her with federal & state prosecution—for anti-ICE comment. Post they claim illegal: "I think today is a great day for Jonathan Ross to be indicted." He shot & killed Renee Good
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The education secretary is facing an impeachment push in Congress after being accused of committing federal crimes. thedailybeast.com/trump-goon-lin…
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The reason why the names of the dead people have not dominated the news cycle is because they’re poor Africans. Which is exactly why Elon knew he could kill as many as he wanted and get away with it
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According to the law, Bill Pulte is not even eligible for the job he occupies. On this matter, the act of Congress that created the Director of National Intelligence seems unambiguous: "The Principal Deputy Director of National Intelligence shall act for, and exercise the powers of" the DNI when that position is vacant, as it is now. Not 'may' serve. Shall. theatlantic.com/national-secur…
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THIS is exactly what @ABC and others should have done to Trump instead of caving and giving in and paying him off with millions of dollars.
BREAKING: The BBC has turned Donald Trump’s $10 billion defamation lawsuit against them into a January 6 trial against Trump The BBC is arguing that to win his defamation case, Trump has to prove he did not foment or incite the riot.
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Get real Doug. Veterans are treated poorly in so many places, and your draconian cuts just make things worse.
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This is where the rot starts in America.
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Call me crazy but if we have to demand "proof of life" videos just to make sure our Senators are still breathing, it might be time for term limits and a mandatory retirement age.
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If I were rich this is what I would do with my money.
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Really heartbreaking. 💔
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