Bryan @bbbbbryan_

#membersonly Joined July 2014

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LetItRain @RainCasts

2 days ago

Went to the grocery store at peak traffic hours today and experienced this 4 separate times

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Polymarket @Polymarket

4 days ago

JUST IN: Apple now sends alerts directly to iPhones when it detects government-grade spyware like Pegasus targeting a user.

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sparkleboob @baysueb

5 days ago

i get the cheapest beer at my gas station and the lady was like no one else buys these we keep it stocked for you

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Chris Landry @chris_m_landry

4 days ago

Dude is getting absolutely dunked on today. What an embarrassing situation all around.

StubHub @StubHub

5 days ago

Effective immediately, we will no longer offer tickets in groups of 5. Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, we're only doing 4 or 6+. Thank you for your understanding.

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Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice

5 days ago

If smurfs and minions were real I would incite a race war between them

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The Dad Gods smiled on me today and I got to pull off a masterpiece: My kid turned 12 today and he asked us for a cassette player for his birthday. I got him this new Walkman thing and whatever tapes I had managed to scavenge secondhand. He asked if we could find Megadeth “Rust In Peace”, and I said I think I used to have it, so I got my Dad to bring over a box of my old tapes. I looked in the box and was blessed with a once in a lifetime opportunity for an organic, analog Rickroll. I called him over all excited, “Oh! I’ve found that Megadeth, pal!” and hit him with this bad boy. Feels good, you guys.

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Akash @YZR_Fantasy

a week ago

There is nothing in the entire world that can replicate the feeling of putting 200 hours into preparing for a $10 home league just for your first round pick to explode ligaments that you didn’t even know existed on the very first play of the season

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Lovers’ Guide 💟 @guideforlovers

a week ago

The closest thing to winning the lottery is having a wife who initiates sex

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American Debunk @AmericanDebunk

a week ago

All it took to collapse an entire sect of gender ideology was two alpha males declaring they identify as women and entering the WNBA draft. I’m going to show you the genius of what they just did. The two ex-NBA players Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White didn’t argue against the absurd premise that gender is fluid. That’s a losing play. The better play is to enter the illusion and destroy it by taking the illusion to the logical extreme. So that’s exactly what they did. They embraced the premise that gender is fluid and took it to the logical extreme by declaring for the WNBA draft. Now they are forcing liberals to face the absurdity of their own ideology. Gender ideology’s core claim is that sex is irrelevant and identity is sovereign. “Trans women are women.” Self-ID is enough. Now the WNBA, which is in many ways a major liberal institution, faces a big dilemma. They have to either: A: Allow the two to enter the WNBA draft. Admit “woman” is just a feeling (This is absurd and destroys the product). or B: Draw a line and say they don’t qualify. That concedes self-ID is not enough and biology matters. This would be a public abandonment of the liberal doctrine. Either path burns the ideology to the ground, which is hilarious. Take notes everyone. Two dudes literally just made one of the greatest persuasion plays of the decade.

Polymarket @Polymarket

a week ago

JUST IN: WNBA Commissioner announces the league is meeting to review what a woman is, after multiple former NBA stars announced plans to join the league.

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SPANE @SperrysandNikes

2 weeks ago

We, as a species, should be putting our greatest minds behind this effort as soon as possible

Breaking911 @Breaking911

2 weeks ago

A 162-year-old bottle of Guinness has been recovered from a shipwreck, with scientists hoping DNA preserved inside the beer could help recreate the original 1864 recipe.

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The Chosen One @KiDCuDi

2 weeks ago

What if I made a beat, put it on soundcloud, let u guys rap/sing on it and then I choose the illest versions and make a group? Like a boy or girl pop group but hip hop and trippy. Would yall like this? I'd sign u to my label Mad Solar and fuck up the world together. If this gets 100k likes and 20k RT, Ill do it and help somebodies dreams come true. 😤😤❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 the future is yours...