Skylar @clambetch
pesto/oat girl Joined May 2009-
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men be like do u wanna hangout in five minutes
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why do men have no loyalty like why are you hitting up your friend’s ex
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wine drunk doesn’t even announce itself. you just be relaxing then all of sudden you start feeling sexy as fvck 😭
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Mercury Retrograde ends today.
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why would justin bieber do that sleepy ass song for the world cup 😭😭😭😭😭
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being a man must be so easy all you have to do is lie and get haircuts
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only time i believe a man is when he tells me that i'm pretty
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If you miss a man just text him. He'll say something that ruins that feeling pretty quickly.
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And that’s why you should always listen to your wife
A man returned a $5 carton of orange juice because his wife said it was too expensive. He spent the refund on two Powerball tickets. The next day, he won a $315.3 million jackpot.
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this weekend was so bagel… #Everything
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pro tip: send a risky text in the morning to reduce your screen timing
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Guess which one i like
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Instagram needs to understand I don't give a fuck who posted on threads for the first time.
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Getting drunk with your close friends is a privilege and do it as much as you can before everyone gets separated
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day drinking but still making sure my ex gets a text tonight
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I love men who buy u a drink & disappear, thank you king
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a real stalker fears no instagram plus
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i wish someone would ask me this
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