alec @code_alec

the golden age of singularity! Nairobi Joined April 2016

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20 hours ago

kid just biked by and shouted to his friends "you fucking faggots" i almost shed a tear the ancient texts survive

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Ashton Forbes @AshtonForbes

7 hours ago

In case something does happen to me, there’s only one thing the world needs to know. The United States has teleportation technology. It seems impossible but it’s true.

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RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9

a day ago

Still can’t quite get my head around how cool this new tech is. Reading completely burned ancient scrolls without even opening them. Using lasers.

Polymarket @Polymarket

a day ago

NEW: Scientists use AI to fully virtually unwrap a 2,000-year-old scroll burned in the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, revealing 20 columns of text.

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ounce 🇵🇬 @SensibleRapist

a day ago

"Yeah look at my yummy ass dinner that my wonderful wife made me! Look everyone!" Fuck you.

Ken Martini @whatkenatetoday

2 days ago

So the wife made these crazy mashed potato crispy fry things. Then garlic butter and roasted garlic aioli. Wild.

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ZUBY: @ZubyMusic

10 hours ago

Imagine if you knew the truth about EVERYTHING but nobody else was granted with this 'gift'. You'd probably end up institutionalised.

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#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08

15 hours ago

Hii tweet hunimaliza😂😂😂🤣

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𝑴𝒂𝒗☆ @thugwontmiss

a day ago

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BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes

22 hours ago

The real champion of the World Cup ❤️

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Messi just more of a real nigga to me than Ronaldo Messi the type of nigga who nods at you with respect because he sees the man in you and knows you both fuck bitches Ronaldo the type to be a hoe and avoid eye contact with his tail between his legs and his fancy gel haircut

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

24 hours ago

🇪🇸 🇪🇸 Congratulations Spain!! 🇪🇸 🇪🇸

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BaRi @DanielGbaratu

2 days ago

See what I mean, there are some things you will never experience if you dont have siblings

jadwah🌹 @_AyshaMaigiwa

3 days ago

My siblings ate my chew gum and replaced it with beans.

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6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx

2 days ago

I'm at my grandma's funeral yesterday and my cousin Emma starts crying really hard during the service. Like shoulder-shaking sobs. Everyone's looking at her all sympathetic and her mom is rubbing her back and I'm tearing up too because grief is contagious right? Anyway the priest finishes talking and it's dead silent except for Emma still crying and she finally chokes out "I can't believe she's gone" and her mom goes "I know sweetie, I know" and Emma goes "she was supposed to teach me how to make her lasagna next week." More crying. Very touching moment. Then my aunt Janet leans over and whispers "Emma your grandma's lasagna recipe is literally just the instructions on the back of the Stouffer's box" and I swear to god Emma stopped crying immediately. Just straight up stopped. Sat there for a second. Then went "are you fucking serious" out loud in the middle of the funeral. My uncle had to leave because he was laughing so hard he couldn't breathe.