Count Binface @CountBinface
Space politician. Parliamentary candidate for Clacton 2026. Sane. Promoted by Count Binface for the Count Binface Party, PO Box 818, Tonbridge TN9 9YF countbinface.com The Cosmos Joined December 2018-
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For thousands of years, a solar eclipse has been a prophetic harbinger of a spectacular, epoch-making event. Just saying. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
You may have seen I broadcast a message to planet Earth from the edge of space. I thought it was equally important to speak to deep space about you and your lovely little planet. But I thought humans might like to see it too, so here it is. #Clacton #VoteBinface
I’m so grateful to have received kind messages from the next generation of humans over the last few weeks. This is from Edward, aged 10. Thank you!
People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.
With thanks to the brilliant team @SentInto_Space
It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.
How can I top a giant skydrawing of a bin over Clacton? Actually, I might have just the thing...
Here’s the plane’s route! (Thanks to @TheMeldrew for capturing this.)
I don’t know if this really happened. But if it did, I salute you Alan.
I believe Clacton deserves an MP who will spend their time shining a light on everything the area has to offer. And why wait till I'm elected? I've been to visit one of the constituency's most stunning landmarks.
Count Binface retweeted
Nigel Farage was campaigning in Clacton and residents started shouting, "Binface."
Oh I do like to be beside the Clacton-on-Seaside.
There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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