emma @ebcftc

usually talking some shit about burnley, dan and phil, water polo, or chicago pd, med, or fire 🫶🏻 Joined November 2018

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Meg @megannn_lynne

a week ago

when other people get headaches? an unfortunate & random ailment that should be treated with painkillers asap. when i get headaches? the universe’s cosmic punishment for being inherently Bad & as such i must simply Endure

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Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe

3 weeks ago

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

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✧ @northstardoll

4 weeks ago

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Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils

4 weeks ago

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

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Alyssa Leader @alittleleader

4 weeks ago

The good news is that this has really brought my husband and I together by uniting his interests (soccer) and mine (rules, what are the rules, who decides when the rules are broken, what is the punishment for breaking the rules, what is the process for evaluating the fairness of

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Grey ||Poly141Fanclub|| @Iwillclimbghost

a month ago

hey so england vs mexico is prime reason to do 141 vs los vaqueros things

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Buck @Buck36043Buck

2 months ago

Woke up and didn’t seemingly unlearn decades of harmful behaviors and cognitive distortions over night. I need to die

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NEET @neetrockstar

2 months ago

Purple eyebags and slouched gamer neck posture and having heart palpitations daily are positive health indicators

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audrey ☻. @bi_eraser

2 months ago

i dont think people, especially not neurotics, should be taking a medication whose primary physical withdrawal symptoms are something known as "brain zaps"

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cee @1ovesickkk

2 months ago

what doesnt kill you will have you naming 5 things you can see 4 things you can touch 3 things you can hear 2 things you can smell and 1 thing you can taste

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Drayne Gang @DrayneGang

2 months ago

Kinda wish cars had brake lights on the front too. Would be nice to know when I'm at a red light if the altima in my mirror going 1,000,000,000mph is planning on stopping or rear ending me into the 9th dimension.

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slommy @sammichluvrrr

2 months ago

my therapist told me the best way to handle intrusive thoughts is to smack myself in the head and quietly repeat “shut the fuck up and kill yourself”

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b @wwxwashere

2 months ago

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john @johnsemley3000

2 months ago

the older I get, the less likely it seems I’ll bonk a guard unconscious and steal his uniform, to more easily infiltrate his base.

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Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly

2 months ago

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

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smiles𐦍 @0dessaWolfe

3 months ago

“well at least you don’t have cancer” ENDOMETRIOSIS MIMICS CANCER. it may not be cancer but it sure as fucking hell acts like one with NO CURE. women have had to have hysterectomy’s, bladders, kidneys, bowels and many other organs removed because of how it spreads around the body

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Zarish @Zarish5062

3 months ago

Women with PCOS didn't get overweight because they ate too much. Yet the first step to treat PCOS, suggested by practitioners who don't understand women's anatomy, is DIET

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mahrukh @parhloumahrukh

3 months ago

when someone tries to tell me abt wattpad, but i was on it before there was a premium option, it had no ads, authors posted new chapters at 3am, the comment section was easily pushing 100+ under an hr, mafia troupes were taking over rankings, & 1D was buying me every other story