abs @eightpackabs
the unhinged side of my social media presence (pfp creds to kaperkier on ig) ldn - sh - hkg Joined May 2016-
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Not only am I spiritually Chinese I am also physically Chinese
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Clicking “Request Access” after telling my boss I’ve been working on the file for 2 weeks.
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a man *bang bang* a deadline *bang bang* a panic attack *bang bang*
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The only 9-5 I’m interested in is 9 hours of sleep and 5 days off
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there needs to be a chinese way to say inshallah
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The fake urgency in corporate has to stop lmao.
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jobs are so clingy. like, why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?
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Every few years a solar eclipse happens and every time they be like “this is the first solar eclipse since 1734”
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turns out if you’re super stressed for like a month+ straight it does eventually catch up with you and you do get sick
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Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job.
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literally me after understanding that he was just a guy and it was my energy that made him look so special to me
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Did it feel like cocaine
broke no contact after 3 years and got a reply in 40 seconds
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A birthday card I made for a poet friend
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i really love the phrase 'with all due respect' because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. could be none.
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i think asian americans should delve deeper into european first names. let's see a chinese guy named Fritz Chan
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I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less
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“it's been a LONG week” me on Tuesday
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Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough.
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