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Dakotan | Joshua 1:9 | Minnesota Pro Sports Stan | 2006 Time Person of the Year | Ur↑2U™ Kansas City, MO Joined March 2012

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Tulsa Drillers @TulsaDrillers

a month ago

Let's hear it for Griffin Lockwood-Powell as he's headed to OKC 👏

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Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7

a month ago

The most surreal thing of our trip so far. Currently driving towards Louisiana and the radio station we were listening to started talking about our trip and played Ella Langley especially for us😭😭😭

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Scottish Banter @1scottishbanter

a month ago

Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States. Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.

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Tulsa Drillers @TulsaDrillers

3 months ago

GRIFFIN LOCKWOOD-POWELL TIES THE GAME BY HITTING A 2-RUN HOME RUN 🚀

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Tulsa Drillers @TulsaDrillers

3 months ago

Lockwood-Powell goes yard for his first of the season 💣 Drillers are up 5-0 🔥

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ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports

5 months ago

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

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Tim Burchett @timburchett

5 months ago

Hang them.

Coinvo @Coinvo

5 months ago

WARNING: 🇺🇸 Congressman Tim Burchett says anyone found guilty of sexual crimes against children should be publicly hanged.

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Pitch Profiler @pitchprofiler

11 months ago

Joe Pohlad and the Pohlad family aren’t just a disgrace to baseball, they’re a stain on the entire state of Minnesota. Their story starts in the Great Depression, not as scrappy underdogs, but as profiteers who made their fortune foreclosing on homes of desperate families who had lost everything. From day one, they were taking from the poor to enrich the rich, and that ethos has never left them. For decades, the Pohlads have been infamously cheap, demanding that Minnesota’s taxpayers and fans foot the bill for their every whim. They’re not savvy businesspeople, they’re parasites. In the early 2000s, they nearly let the Twins die. Attendance was down, they refused to invest, and the team was on the chopping block to be contracted alongside the Expos. The only thing that saved the franchise was a court injunction forcing them to honor their Metrodome lease. By 2006, they convinced Minnesota to cover seventy-five percent of Target Field’s cost. A billion-dollar family, holding out its hand to working-class Minnesotans and demanding payment. Fast forward to 2016, Jim Pohlad hires Derek Falvey to modernize the organization. For a moment, there was hope. Player development technology, advanced analytics, and a revamped coaching staff started to pay off. By 2019, the Twins won 100 games. By 2023, they broke their playoff curse. The arrow was pointing up. Then Joe Pohlad took over, and steered the ship straight into the iceberg. He “right-sized” the team, gutted investments in talent and infrastructure, and erased the analytical and developmental edge the Twins had built. By July 31, 2025, the gut punch landed: an all-time pathetic trade deadline where they dumped eleven players in a payroll purge disguised as a “fresh start.” It wasn’t a reset, it was a surrender. The final hope Twins fans clung to was the idea that the Pohlads might finally sell. Now we know they won’t. Joe Pohlad, and the rest of your dynasty of leeches, you are nothing more than generational thieves. You take from people who make less than you, give back nothing, and expect them to be grateful. Minnesota doesn’t owe you thanks. Minnesota owes you the door. Fuck you, Pohlad family.

Minnesota Twins @Twins

11 months ago

A letter from the Pohlad family:

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Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris

a year ago

Clayton Kershaw being mic'd up in the All-Star Game is the best thing you'll watch all month Needed more of it

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Dodgers Daily @dodger_daily

a year ago

Classic GLP! For one, Griffin Lockwood-Powell is the All-Time RBIs leader in Central Michigan history #FireUPChips, so no surprise he knocked in a run. And, he centers his timing around thinking right center, so it's even less surprising he hit this double. Even at the professional level, pitchers like to stay away from big dudes like him, especially with 2 strikes, so being so good at using the opposite field is very valuable. Especially when you can do it while not losing power. #dodgers

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Dodgers Daily @dodger_daily

a year ago

Griffin Lockwood Powell....Let's Go! GLP, Lock, Griff, whatever you want to call him, he was another one we covered on our last Down on the Farm on Dodgers Dawgs. He's a really good ball player who grew up in South Dakota, went to Central Michigan, went undrafted, and has worked his ass off to get a Non-Roster invite to Spring Training. Lock is a big dude, but centers his hitting approach with the opposite field gap to "stay on" the ball, which is an approach that allows him to hit "gap to gap". Griffin catches, plays 1st base, can play the outfield, drive the bus, mow the infield, could definitely manage, or anything other thing a club might need him to do. Easy one to root for, that's for sure! #dodgers

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NFL @NFL

a year ago

Kevin O'Connell is your Coach of the Year! @Vikings 📺: #NFLHonors on FOX & @nflnetwork 📱: Stream on @NFLPlus

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Minnesota Vikings @Vikings

2 years ago

The Winter Warrior 🥶🥶🥶 Repost for your chance to win a #WinterWhiteout game poster and a signed mini helmet. 📎: mnvkn.gs/3OSkdH0

Minnesota Vikings @Vikings

2 years ago

Brrrrr 🥶🥶

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MLFootball @MLFootball

2 years ago

🚨HOLY SH*T: COOLEST VIDEO OF THE YEAR NFL FILMS VIDEO OF JAMEIS WINSTON RUSHING TOUCHDOWN IN THE SNOW. THIS LOOKS STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE. 🤯🤯🤯

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ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports

2 years ago

Massacre of the Innocents, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1611-12

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing

2 years ago

A game-sealing safety on what should've been a facemask call against the Rams. "They cannot review that. But he definitely got the facemask (of Sam Darnold). " - Kirk Herbstreit "Viking fans are going 'What the hell?!'" - Al Michaels #NFL #TNF 🏈🦓🎙️

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Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg

2 years ago

I'm not exaggerating here: I think this kind of rope a dope is garbage, especially when you whine the second you get nicked a half step out of bounds. QBs, when they scramble, should be treated as running backs. Period.

Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter

2 years ago

The magic of Mahomes:

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Strantzman @blainesledge

2 years ago

Just discovered Landon Ashworth, with maybe the best golf bit I’ve ever seen. He is a +7 And a phd astrophysicist And a mensa member And he has autism Yall ever heard of this dude?