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You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.
I remember very well they called this version of Ronaldo “finished”.
How on earth did this monster score 50 goals in 52 Serie A games ? 😭
The funniest part of this whole drama is the both of them are pro Messi😂😂
The real Gachagua is here now. What a bastard mahn
"Irungu Kang'ata and Linda Mwananchi should keep off OL Kalou, wasilete huko kiherehere." ~ Gachagua
I remember btw
I actually tore my ACL playing professional football 7 years ago for a trials to Italy, it has never been successfully repaired or recovered. Ni mbayaa! My MRI one year post injury looked like this. Kama huna pesa unaeza kuwa kiwete!
Nimepanda bodda na the first words from the border ni "Rafiki yangu usioe..." Bro, it's 7.30am fam😂😂
somewhere in America, in a state that is hundreds of miles from New York city, a man who makes $45,000/year has had his day RUINED by this news.
🚨 Zohran Mamdani has now cut subway ticket prices in half for low-income New Yorkers.
Tu m’étonnes que Kessie n’arrivait plus à respirer après la 50eme minute
La nourriture que les joueurs de la Côte d’Ivoire 🇨🇮 ont mangé durant le mondial
Kuna siku nikiwa westy, ulikuja na range rover na dem fulani mweupe ndani, ukaambia baddie niko nayo atupe sigara anaharibu maisha yake Ulinikosea sana
😭😭😭😭 he's dragging 50 year old Ronaldo to the next World Cup
🚨 BREAKING There are reports claiming that Argentinian President Javier Milei bet the country's ENTIRE GDP on Argentina winning their Round 16 match against Egypt. Their GDP has now been doubled to $2.
When we are 2-0 down to Coventry in december you better save me hermano
🚨 Quenda’s message to Chelsea fans: “Hi Chelsea fans, you can count on me” (@ChelseaFC) #CFC
F1 Chelsea fans who support messi hunichekesha sana but wengi walianza kuwatch ball 2015 so naelewa
"nimeitwa mpaka trials Italy" Meanwhile
Bro I am a professional footballer nimeitwa mpaka trials Italy ile ball najua nin mingi sana.Banter kidogo unataka kuninyonga yayeeh 🤣🤣
These mfs have always been d!ckriding Messi, they deserve it
Casuals discovering that Messi’s whole career has been like this and Ronaldo won 5 ballon d’ors against this corruption
Pênalti pra Argentina
o doguinho pisando na bola e escorregando 😭😭😭😭😭
We hired a new VP of Engineering who is obsessed with agile methodology. He called a meeting on his first day and said we need to transition to 2-week development sprints. He wanted daily stand-ups, retrospective boards, and continuous deployment pipelines. He wanted us to actually write new code. I realized immediately that he was an existential threat to my lifestyle. I let him finish his impassioned speech about workflow velocity. Then I stood up, walked to the whiteboard, and drew a single horizontal line. I told him agile sprints are a localized solution for a localized mindset. I said our infrastructure operates on a Zenith Release Cycle. He asked what a Zenith Release Cycle was. I told him it's a holistic, macro-stabilization framework where we observe the system in a state of prolonged stasis. By not touching the code for 18 months, we allow the legacy dependencies to organically settle. I told him that deploying bi-weekly updates creates micro-abrasions in our database architecture. I used the phrase chronological data scarring. The CEO was in the room and audibly gasped. He told the new VP that we can't risk chronological data scarring just to satisfy a trendy tech buzzword. The VP looked at me like I'd just invented a new color. He was completely paralyzed by the sheer density of my fabricated jargon. He quietly agreed to adopt the Zenith Release Cycle. We're officially scheduled to deploy our next update in the third quarter of 2027. I spent the rest of the afternoon buying things I don't need on Amazon. Agile is a disease invented by people who want to be punished for their salary. I refuse to participate in my own suffering.
my sweet summer child, you have not experienced what satanic corruption looks like. you will learn this the hard way.
o doguinho pisando na bola e escorregando 😭😭😭😭😭
THIS IS INSANE 🤯 Argentine rapper Bizarrap who gave Man Of The Match trophy to Messi: "Yesterday they told me that I had to give the award to Messi" * PAUSES AND REALISES HE ACCIDENTALLY EXPOSED CORRUPTION * "Or to whoever the player of the match is"
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