luchi @helloluchi

chronic retweeter but views are all mine Joined May 2020

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oluchukwu⟡ @funmilayolajide

3 days ago

Me and my fake budgeting and account segregation every month. 😭 By week 3, I don dey transfer ₦5k from Zenith add am to ₦10k wey dey Kuda. Smh

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The shocking thing for me is not that this happens in Lagos, but that this doesn't happen all over the country. Because I do not think it is normal to casually drive a Lamborghini through one of the poorest places in the world and expect that everything should be fine. One of the problems in the north of nigeria for example is that thieves and the children of thieves feel far too comfortable flaunting their wealth in close proximity to people facing extreme poverty caused by corruption. There are too many people who accept their lot in life as something destined by god, instead of something completely man made. Too many remnants of feudalist culture there. Like I always say, the day poor people in Nigeria actually grow the balls to rise up (or get frustrated enough to react) and reject their condition, it will touch everyone, from the actual thieves and their friends to the ones who just happen to be lucky enough to afford a livelihood, honest or otherwise.

Beri🌚 @beri_grizou

a week ago

Jeffrey Benson was panicking and had to make calls after Lagos thugs repeatedly hit his ₦450M Lamborghini Urus during a tense encounter and threatening to break the glass if he doesn’t give them money💔😳

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Mr Chowder 🏆 @judahmartins

2 weeks ago

The one life wey God give me make I Dey use am Dey count calories

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angel @vigilantdoll

2 weeks ago

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Jade Osiberu @jadeosiberu

3 weeks ago

I know a number of people who didn’t marry their “spec” but are in the healthiest marriages I know. Their spec was typically whatever was culturally deemed to be at the apex of the attractiveness pyramid when they were growing up. For a lot of guys in my generation, it was the music video “vixens” from the late 90s/early 2000s Hip & R&B music videos with ‘coke bottle figures’ and or light skinned eurocentric features. When it’s time to find a partner for the very serious endeavor of sharing a life with, that “spec” is simply inadequate as a measure of compatibility and that’s understandable. The foolishness though is communicating it as though their partner somehow didn’t measure up to their “spec” instead of simply admitting that the idea of their spec was stupid all along and a young boy’s lack of wisdom of what makes a good life partner. Communicating publicly or even privately to your partner that they weren’t your spec to begin with may seem harmless, after-all you’re just being honest. But subconsciously, it’s an ego trip for you who “settled” and for your the partner, it’s a chip they will always carry on their shoulder that to you, they aren’t quite enough. They’re missing something you had always longed for, so much so that you still consider it to be your “spec”. It’s an unnecessary mind fuck and a cruel thing to say about somebody who is sharing a life with you. No matter how flowery you are with the compliments that come after. You’ve already knocked them down several pegs. If the point is to say your spec changed then talk about the stupidity of having a spec to begin with. Because I’ve never heard anyone in these situations talk about character attributes being their spec, it’s always superficial stuff. Or speak about how meeting your partner opened your eyes to what true beauty is. Speak in ways that elevate and affirm your partner.

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39daph @39daph

4 weeks ago

maybe it'll help someone out there but the best lesson I learned in my 20s was to surround myself with great friends who weren't afraid of confrontation & being upfront with how they felt and open-minded in those hard conversations. dealing with indirect people who refuse to address problems directly and yet still talk about the issue behind your back to others will be a big source of anxiety & the pit in your stomach regarding friendships. there's a lot of wonderful people out there, but you absolutely do have to look ✨

pinkie @pinkamaniaa

4 weeks ago

you deserve better than living with the gut wrenching feeling that you’ve done something horribly wrong all the time

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dede @derinmama

4 weeks ago

just really grateful for the joys my friendships bring me. i'm a blessed girl to have non-judgmental people to lean on and create beautiful memories with.

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+ @lkhdme

a month ago

to be sure.

🫧 @sijuagain

a month ago

deep down what you want rn?

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Muscleman @Musclemanhh

a month ago

This is where I belong.

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Thot gpt @Kivutss

a month ago

My idea of a risky text is asking someone to do something for me😭😭😭😭 uugh

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odashi 🇵🇸 @odashily

a month ago

Hand embroided this shit herself WOWZERS

odashi 🇵🇸 @odashily

a month ago

Wallah i have the best ever girlfriend

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Schwabster🇱🇹🇩🇰🇺🇦 @Ziggydank

a month ago

HE DID IT THE FUCKING MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

Schwabster🇱🇹🇩🇰🇺🇦 @Ziggydank

a month ago

Only a German mind could cook up such a niche

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໊ @cdoll

a month ago

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Oladipo @DipoAW

a month ago

Arsenal. Knicks. Ferrari & Lewis Hamilton. What a time

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Moe @Mochievous

a month ago

I am having a cognitive dissonance with Lagos. I’m very careful not to say Nigeria. We all know the economy is bad (this is probably my worst year as a business) but there’s also a certain way i’ve seen money being spent that is isn’t matching with the reality on paper.

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P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k

a month ago

The quality of Nigerian short films is out of this world. the quality you want to see in theatres start from short films, support them today

Blessing Uzzi @blessinguzzi

a month ago

I hope more people invest in short films. Fund a filmmaker's short-there's no better way to help an emerging filmmaker build, grow, and find their voice.

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toye! @iloveyoutoye

a month ago

Delivery prices are the final test to see if I really want to buy something.

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leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie

a month ago

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

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soosoorandom @sluvity_____

a month ago

Perhaps this year isn't about becoming anything at all. Maybe instead, it's about slowly unbecoming all the things which no longer align with you, and finding peace in the quiet return to your authentic self.