Jeri @jeriatricmodel
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just call for the special election already, jesus christ dude
Mitch McConnell 'absolutely refuses' to film a video, per Governor Andy Beshear
imagine you’re with your co workers and you find an exact copy of your bare butt cheeks like what do you even do in that situation
That’s because Mitch McConnell is absolutely dead.
Mitch McConnell 'absolutely refuses' to film a video, per Governor Andy Beshear
This is the point where everyone in Texas starts to go mad… we can handle a couple weeks of 100 degrees, no problem. It’s when you get 2 MONTHS of this, paired with no rainfall, that you start to go crazy. It doesn’t even cool off at night, and the breeze, instead of refreshing you, feels more like a hair dryer that won’t turn off. At some point people even get tired of watering their plants. They’re just like: “they’ll either live or they won’t, I don’t care anymore.”
When a maintenance worker is in my house I lose my ability to be a Person who does normal people things
wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ
The middle class used to worry about debt. Now debt is how the middle class functions. Finance the car, the phone, and the furniture. Put groceries on the credit card. Put the medical bill on a payment plan. Pay the student loan for the degree you needed to get the job that pays for all the payments. Then payday comes. And your paycheck basically walks through your bank account on its way to somebody else. We didn't create a wealth-building economy. We created a monthly payment economy.
Are You a Socialist?
Heads up: They've invented a new word for "vacation".
get a second, third, fourth job. just kidding no jobs will hire. save money. just kidding everything is so expensive you’ll have nothing to spare. don’t go out. don’t have experiences. don’t live. you can’t afford it. life is awesome! don’t complain!
“Oh he just needs to lose weight and cut his hair and shave his beard”
i DO NOT have another 30+ years of full-time employment left in me.
This reminds me of a couple classes I took in college, one on Western history and one on comparative religion. Both taught me that from about 700-1400 CE, religious and cultural minorities and academics fled to seek asylum in Spain, as it was under Islamic rule at the time, and was a safe place to go whereas everywhere else in Europe, the Christian Church was murdering people left and right for any deviation from the Church's doctrine.
My fat ass just accidentally said “Texas Roadhouse massacre” instead of chainsaw
It's taken 60 years of diligent work, but they've finally done it. The majority of Americans can't afford food, housing, gas, electricity, healthcare, vacations, or childcare. Republicans Broke America. They had to elect a known con man to push through the last parts of their agenda of destruction, but they couldn't care less. They've given the country to oligarchs and handed them all the breaks, while average Americans are slaves who can never get ahead. Merica’ 🇺🇸
History doesn't repeat It rhymes
He’s very good at capturing PTSD
one of my boys js started tattooing hit him up 🔥
White people be like I need to pick up my dog from montessori daycare
"Unskilled labor" is a capitalist myth.
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The Evolving Arm @leftarmisme
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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. I retweet regular people, my tweets are under Highlights and here: https://t.co/i666KlIDUh
𝐿 @Lipgloss_3
19K Followers 6K Following Easily distracted by wildflowers and wildlife. Tea drinker. Music lover. Would always prefer to be at the beach or barefoot on grass. In my own little 🫧
Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK
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Ivsy @Ivsy01
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Long Live Country Mus... @natecrane
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Forward March @RunOldMan
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1.1M Followers 367 Following “It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.” –Thoreau
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