Jernecki @jernecki
If guns don't kill people, people kill people, toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast Joined July 2019-
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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The CPR dummy of the future can piss blood #CES2024 engt.co/4aRmJqy
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i love having a dishwasher but i do wish they could better accommodate my very bowl-heavy lifestyle
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Ryan Day at Ohio State: • 56-8 Record 1-3 vs Michigan 0-3 vs the SEC 1-6 vs CFP Top 5
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Dug up some bones in the garden and I’ve tried to recreate what sort of animal they might have been from. Looks like some sort of snake most probably.
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Me: “Ugh I am so tired. Gonna head home and go to bed!” Me once I get home, watching a romantic comedy from 2008 that has a Rotten Tomatoes score of 21%:
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Here’s an incomplete list of athletes with the same height and weight as Donald Trump who said he was 6’3 and 215 Pounds. A thread. 🧵 First up is quarterback Aaron Rodgers who is 6’2, 223 pounds.
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Hope you all had a great St Patrick's day!
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When did everyone decide they needed captions on when watching TV/movies that are in their native language? Y'all that bad at hearing that you gotta watch everything subbed???
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Billy Joel should play the Super Bowl halftime show and just sing “halftime show” to the tune of Uptown Girl the whole time.
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I freaking dare you to watch this and not feel something.
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happy ten year anniversary to none pizza with left beef
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I didn’t even know this was an option. Considering it.
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it’s called soccer now
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If the police are here to serve then why are their outfits so ugly
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Here’s how the abortion laws affect pregnant women who want their babies. For those still refusing to see how this affects ALL women, read Chloe’s story:
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this is the coolest museum display ever
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