Malört Diva @malortdiva
Malört Illuminati. 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃💋Evil twin: @chicagodivediva (she/her) 🥃🥃🥃🥃Venmo: chicagodivediva instagram.com/malortdiva Chicago, IL Joined July 2020-
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Guy that drinks straight from the malort bottle at 11am on a Thursday
Guy at total wine when we asked about malort said “do you hate yourself” We said no but the answer was yes, i clearly hate myself
Malort shot please (bedroom eyes)
Malort shot tradition before the game!! It’s not good. But it is tradition. And we are superstitious! 🐻⬇️
Malort is disgusting. That is all #malort
Malort joined the chat
Turkey is overrated. Just 14 coors lights and a political argument for me thanks.
How Malort is made
Ike did the impossible. He made malort taste tolerable
I would like to thank the tens of you who have sent me the @JeppsonsMalort ice cream at @vanleeuwen in Chicago via various social medias. Consider myself officially informed that everyone thinks I am malort flavored ice cream.
Japanese cubs fan tries his first malort!
I just saw malort flavored ice cream. We gotta ban Chicago.
Pinky the Bear is up to no good, concocting a batch of Sour Patch infused malort. Expect it ready in a few hours. Cheesie's 3472 n Clark St. @JeppsonsMalort @NiseiLounge @filming_chicago @chicagoba
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