Miss P @missphavin
25. overthinking to understand; yes i majored in philosophy🤓. following public health, systems change, tennis, films/tv, & everything in between where they still live Joined September 2022-
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it's always the authors nobody wants to pirate who are crying about piracy
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Obviously this man is an incompetent loser but “I and the kids are hungry” makes this especially heinous
I don’t know how this man convinced me to marry him, he literally can’t do anything apart from make money😂
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Naomi's demeanor vs. Sabalenka compared to Muchova is like night and day... she looks so frustrated out here which is a credit to Karo's unpredictability.
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Nothing narrows a person’s worldview faster than believing their own experience is universal.
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take matteos injury woes, quadruple it and give it to zverev
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u hit 25 and ur life is lowkey over but your boobs do get slightly bigger
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I’m so fiercely anti nostalgia I won’t even tell my coworkers what I did over the weekend lest I look back on it too fondly
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Why are men SO fucking loud. The TV is on at full volume, phone on speaker and talking like he’s trying to be heard all the way to china why are they constantly overstimulating everyone around them I’m gonna scream
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is anyone else's automatic response to stress just, "ok well i'll just kill myself"
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The young girlies are too brainwashed by the clean girl aesthetic that they're missing out on vital rites of passage. Sleep in your makeup because you're too drunk. Snog someone you don't know in a pub. It's OK you won't die
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It's on Poop. It's literally on Poop. It's on Poop with ads. Dude it's on Poop. It's a Poop original. It's on Poop.
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losing it at this comment
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I think one of he most baffling episodes of doctors dismissing me before I actually got a diagnosis, was when I told a doctor "I physically can't walk" and she said "take the bus".... you're a rheumatologist not zohran mamdani
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washing my dirty hands using the condensation on my soft drink before i eat my wendy’s burger
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trying to hold a conversation with another person after a depressive episode is so funny like oh ive really given myself brain damage
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i will not read into multiple members of the same friend group suddenly appearing in my “suggested for you” on instagram i will not read into multiple members of the same friend group suddenly appearing in my “suggested for you” on instagram i will not read into multiple members
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You ever just look at a text and be like fuck you
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Most of us are semi-mindlessly seeking to replicate the exact same emotional experience of our parental relationships, meaning feeling pulled to partners who make us feel shitty in familiar ways bc those were our earliest experiences of what love is “supposed” to feel like.
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