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Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on: •Iced tea imported from England •Lifeguards imported from Spain •Towels imported from Turkey •And turkey imported from Maine
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at the end of the olympics they should just let athletes try out other sports for shits and giggles. need to see lebron hit the steeplechase. give simone the air pistol.
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man, being on your period during the Olympics must really suck
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When I was a kid I thought freestyle meant people could just swim however they wanted
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So, blood does not coagulate that fast. There should be blood spattered all over that white collar. #TrumpAssasinationAttempt
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Whatever your feelings about the Trump shooting, it’s worth pointing out that if a Secret Service team can’t protect a presidential candidate, maybe expecting Mrs. Krabappel to protect her 4th grade students from an active shooter is unrealistic.
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Do it George
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So! It wasn’t a democrat. It wasn’t an illegal immigrant. It wasn’t an LGBTQ person. It wasn’t an African American. It wasn’t anyone he said is poisoning the blood of Americans. He was white young and a registered republican.
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democrats to republicans right now
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Democrats should introduce a gun control bill called the "The Donald Trump safety and gun control bill" and make republicans vote against it.
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jokes about the assassination attempt will not be tolerated and anyone who makes one will be getting an earful
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You are telling me not a single good guy with a gun stopped the shooter??
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vincent van gogh to the polls
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All my sympathy is for Palestinians being shot at by Israeli snipers, I have no sympathy for Trump.
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I’ll just leave this here
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for anyone who needs it
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you know WHO really didn’t deserve to get shot? the hundreds of children killed and injured in school shootings
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