Yakuza The Guru @prolly0

I turn opinions into financial position ∆ I turn fake rumors into great humor ∆😏♥️∆ l.T GURU.Iconoclasm # I'M AN OBSESSION. # God Doesn't Live In Your village Nairobi, Kenya Joined September 2020

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Rance @son_of_uki

a day ago

i have a theory that we live in a matrix. from childhood clips to global stadiums, certain players are filmed, protected and promoted as if the script was written before they could speak. the camera follows them, the spotlight isolates them it’s not random at all that we’ve seen ronaldo sweeping the streets before stardom; neymar being interviewed as a child; messi bathing yamal; this pattern suggests something deeper than coincidence the cameras do not find them by accident. the system identifies them early… their childhood moments are archived why??? it is prophecy in boots. and maybe, just maybe, the stars were never random. they were selected by the system long before the world started watching

Roberto Parrottino @rparrottino

2 days ago

Kylian Mbappé, a los 12 años, en 2011: “En la historia, los mejores (futbolistas franceses) fueron negros y árabes, aparte de Platini, Cantona”.

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Sullivan @mfsvlly

a day ago

You look like you don't wipe your ass after you shit and this is the reason why I have always taken you seriously and put immense respect on that Kimuzi name

Kimuzi @Kimuzi_

a day ago

I really love this town.

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Feru ✭ @ferupity

2 days ago

Niggas really out here trusting bitches they took from another nigga 😭

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WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu

a day ago

Ukinunua Prado tu hivi ,watu wa Prado Wana kushika unatolewa akili unawekwa mbegu ya maembe .

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Ja Leto @_falsi1ke

2 days ago

Always tell people you don't have money, even when you're rich. Tell people you're broke. There's no benefit of telling people your wealth.

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Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee

2 days ago

Leo ni Friday, ukiamua kuenda sleepover kwa nyumba hulipi rent make sure umebeba padlock yako na ukameza funguo. No school will teach you this

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30 @iluvguapppp

3 days ago

Grateful to have experienced the Trace Urban,Channel O and Mtv base era yoh😭❤️

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Muthoni💜 @So_nnii

a day ago

Nimetulia tu najicompose nisichizi then someone comes with "umeninyamazia sana"!!tf

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feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn

2 days ago

never underestimate the ability of ice cream to make you feel better when u’re having a bad day as an adult

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George T. Diano @georgediano

5 days ago

To whomever it may concern: When it comes to Singo Mothers, It's Hit and run... we don't join families, we start ours.

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The prime K @Kevoh273

3 days ago

Na ukienda kureport mtu police station usisahau kumalizia na" alisema ata nikimreport haogopi juu akona pesa mingi"

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Bear @Beargirl_1

4 days ago

The final stage of spirituality is having fun again, but this time you're awake inside the experience.

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Sullivan @mfsvlly

3 days ago

The only right way ya kukula githeri ni unapea kuku tena unaichinja

Brian_Kech @kip_kech

3 days ago

Childhood Traumas can't allow me to eat these things

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Muthoni ⚢ @grandpamuthoni

3 days ago

Kukalia sambaza na kulipa full price is so insane to me Ndio maana we accept bare minimum governments 😭😭😭😭

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Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk

3 days ago

Nimepanda bodda na the first words from the border ni "Rafiki yangu usioe..." Bro, it's 7.30am fam😂😂

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Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi

4 days ago

A blockchain ledger would save us alot from this fuckery IEBC is taking us through, we need communication directly from IEBC ICT department, we have bled for this country, we have been maimed for this country, we have been teargassed for this country full accountability is what we want to our only solution to our problems

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Chinx @justChinks

5 days ago

Before I die, I’m going back to Kampala. Smh that night life. The beer is cheap, bums are big and bars don’t close. Canaan is in East Africa

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Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi

3 days ago

Hapa IEBC tukiachilia we are cooked, its time IEBC provided us with the whole architecture of the platform and where our systems are hosted at, also the techstack IEBC systems are running on. That is not too much to ask for this info doesnt compromise the system, it enhances Transparency

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George T. Diano @georgediano

4 days ago

Over the weekend, during a private event, Eve Mungai went to the podium to plead with Jalang'o to tell his followers that she now sells smartphones. Jalang'o told her point-blank, "Go out there and create content. That's the Eve we know." Jalang'o echoed what many people have been trying to tell the former digital media queen. Eve Mungai, together with her then-boyfriend Trevor, reportedly earned a whopping KSh 1.5 million per month from their YouTube channel. Apart from that, they also reportedly earned a similar amount through brand endorsements. They moved from Ruiru to a high-rise apartment in Kileleshwa. They bought a Toyota Crown and went ahead to build Eve Mungai's parents a four-bedroom maisonette. As usual, when money starts coming in, women tend to see you as baggage. Eve and Trevor later broke up. That's why as a man, never elevate a woman,,, stop doing what her parents failed to do. Ironically, the very same man who was alleged to be the reason behind the breakup was over the weekend, advising her to go back and reclaim her lost glory in the media space. It's funny how nature works. Currently, Eve is selling phones along Moi Avenue after failing to penetrate the modelling industry. Apart from selling phones, she's also selling dildos & vibrators on her IG stories. Nowadays, if your girlfriend fails to bless you with view-once photos to boost your optic nutrition, just visit her Instagram page and feast your eyes on the sacred fruits of Nyondoos and Mafrrrrrrmbanya. Team “Go Go Girl💅🏽” who were quick to fuel their breakup promising to support her all through are nowhere to be seen. Fear women aki. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni kabisa, Letu Jicho tu.👀

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ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa

4 days ago

Not to be a dick or anything but walahi no I will not hang out with you and your cop friend. Come alone tu. I really do not like being around those people.