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🚨 Zlatan Ibrahimovic on the VAR decision that denied Iran a last-minute victory against Egypt:
🗣️ "This is exactly why people are losing faith in VAR. We were told it was there to eliminate obvious mistakes, but somehow it continues to create bigger controversies on the biggest stage in football. This is simply unacceptable."
"I've watched the replay over and over again, and I still don't understand how anyone could have called that offside. If you're going to disallow a goal that could decide the World Cup for a nation, you'd better be 100% sure and not guess behind a screen. Millions of Iranians celebrated what they thought was a historic moment, only for a bunch of officials to erase it in seconds. You didn't just deny a goal; you stole a nation's dream."
"The referee and the VAR officials must be held accountable for decisions like this. You can't hide behind technology when technology is being misused. This isn't justice; this is incompetence." "The World Cup is held once every four years. Players sacrifice everything to get here, fans travel across the globe, and then one shocking decision destroys months of hard work. This is unforgivable."
"If this is the standard of refereeing in football's biggest tournament, something serious is broken. Football deserves better, players deserve better, and above all, fans deserve much better than this."
#iran#egypt
IRAN CALLS OUT THE UAE, To Their FACE!
🇮🇷🇦🇪 Iran's Envoy Hands the UAE the BILL in Blood
An Iranian representative confronted the UAE delegate directly over Emirati complicity in the war on Iran, refusing to let the damage talk pass without naming the human cost.
"The human price of what you assisted was more than 3,500 innocent Iranian martyrs."
"A country that places its soil at the disposal of the aggressor cannot simultaneously claim the prizes of the victim."
"You are stained with the blood of more than 3,500 martyrs and 30,000 wounded Iranians."
"We did not attack our neighbors. We struck the AMERICAN bases that, in disregard of good neighborliness, sit on your soil and attacked us from there."
The UAE wanted to talk about its own losses. Iran's man read it the casualty list first.
Democrats need to support @RepThomasMassie’s amendment to zero out aid to Israel, which is up next week. I’m with Mayor @AHammoudMI at the Wall of Tears memorial in Dearborn, Michigan for the 20,000 children killed in this genocide. This is a moral test for our time.
🚨🇮🇱 JUST IN: Leaked video emerges showing that IDF commanders ordered the killing of abducted Israelis on October 7.
This is also known as the Hannibal directive.
15 जून को केंद्रीय मंत्री किरेन रिजिजू ने कहा कि भारत में मुसलमानों की सुरक्षा पर सवाल उठाना देश को बदनाम करने के जैसा है. #AltNews ने उसी हफ़्ते मुस्लिम विरोधी हिंसा, धमकी, लक्षित उत्पीड़न और नफरत की 6 घटनाओं को डॉक्युमेंट किया. देखिए #AltNewsVideoReport
En nombre mío y de todos mis compañeros de la selección iraní, quiero expresar nuestro más sincero agradecimiento y profunda gratitud a México por su cálida hospitalidad. Nos han llenado de amor, calidez y una amabilidad inolvidable. Gracias al maravilloso pueblo mexicano por su cariño y apoyo, que nos han hecho sentir como en nuestro segundo hogar. Todo nuestro respeto y aprecio para ustedes.
The U.S. appears determined to seek revenge for its battlefield defeat on the sports field.
The Iranian national team traveled directly from Seattle Stadium in the United States to the airport and returned to Mexico. Arrived at 04:00 am.
The United States is not qualified to host international sporting events.
This has been the most unfair World Cup for Iran.
Thank you, Mexico. 🇲🇽
ICC Chief Prosecutor Karim Khan blew the lid off Trump and Netanyahu 🔥👏
Khan: "They threatened ICC judges, UN staff, and my family over Israel cases.
🇺🇸 12 U.S. senators sent a letter saying 'Go after 🇮🇱 Israel and we go after you and your family.
Then came sanctions, frozen accounts, travel bans. It is deeply dangerous for states to bully international justice."
Finally someone said this. What a COURAGE this man has 💪 🫡
Mrs Sarah Wilkinson @swilkinsonbc is a 63 year old journalist that has been documenting the Gaza genocide from early on. The UK government is charging her with terrorism crimes for simply posting the news out of Gaza, in an effort to silence her. This is unacceptable. Please follow her & support her during this trial.
El capitán de la Selección de Irán, Mehdi Taremi, explotó contra la FIFA y la organización de Estados Unidos.
“Esta es una Copa del Mundo desastrosa. Como jugadores profesionales no podemos jugar una competición en estas condiciones, no está bien ni es justo. Si la FIFA piensa que esto es justo, tema de ellos, pero no lo es. ¿Quién debería solucionar este problema por nosotros? ¿La FIFA? ¿EE.UU.? ¡No sé! Díganme un nombre. El presidente de la FIFA, Gianni Infantino, vino a nuestro vestuario después del primer partido contra Nueva Zelanda y dijo que iba a resolver todos los problemas, pero en realidad, la FIFA no hizo nada. Respondiendo la pregunta de: "¿Sienten que los organizadores de la Copa del Mundo, incluidos la FIFA y los funcionarios estadounidenses, prefieren que Irán sea eliminado de la competencia?", digo: Tenemos que luchar contra absolutamente todo. No podemos quedarnos en el país, viajamos y nos sometemos a controles migratorios cada vez que queremos jugar, ahora no podemos quedarnos en Seattle y tenemos que volver a Tijuana. Han hecho todo lo posible para eliminarnos, entonces desde nuestra perspectiva, sí, creo que lo quieren así, nos quieren afuera”.
Location: Karanji, Yavatmal, Maharashtra
Traffic Policeman: You are a Muslim.
Driver: If you engage in corruption, I will get you fired; don't bring Hindu-Muslim issues into this.
Truck driver Shyamlal Rao alleges that police personnel target drivers based on their religious identity. They recorded a video of it and registered a strong protest.
In an Indian cricket match first the crowd would beat him up. Then the police would file an FIR against him. And the CM of the state would call him a foreign agent anti national and order an inquiry. Media would call it master stroke.
Iran Release Erika Kirk 'Mossad Files' Proving She Murdered Charlie With 'Exploding Mic'
Erika Kirk is finished. Iranian hackers just destroyed the fed slop narrative and exposed Charlie's widow as a trained Mossad operative.
She didn't just know her husband was going to die. She was tasked with orchestrating it. Using the Mossad's favorite technique - an exploding personal device.
And now, for the first time we have the documents and video evidence they tried to delete that prove Erika's role in the assassination of her own husband.
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