randomwalk @randomwalk
keep calm and iå! iå! cthulhu fhtågn! r'lyeh Joined January 2008-
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Happy #Pride from Weyland Yutani. Because all that matters is what's inside you...
Milletimize…
kiss me like you crossed my grave nine and thrice with cold iron and blessed salt but still have a dagger engraved with my true name held tight just in case…
I once had a guy accuse me of sleeping too sluttily (I was crashing in the spare room) and it was years later I sat bolt upright at 4am like hold on that is FIGHTING talk from a man inspecting another man's ass while he sleeps
İnitiating shukur sequence, commencing hamd process.
Look who's back!!
Unknown forces attempt to stop Judge Dee and Jonathan from transporting a mysterious and possibly dangerous prisoner, who holds a secret about the Judge, to an executioner in France…
sure, oak trees and rainbows are great but let's not pretend we don't pick and choose which "natural" things we keep and which to throw out, there's no moral victory forcing someone through a puberty they don't want or aren't ready for, it's ghastly enough when you do want it
"nature doesn't get things wrong" is objectively a bizarre statement, nature sucks, nature produces ebola as often as it does coral reefs, we defy nature all the time with houses and moisturizer and the art of juggling, everyone loves natural law until a tiger gets loose
@PaulSimon1971 There’s got to be better answers than halting the natural process of puberty that has developed over millions of heads of evolution. Nature didn’t get it wrong. Puberty happens for a reason!
"Anschlussgarantie im ÖPNV bedeutet einfach nur, dass du garantiert die Rücklichter von dem Bus oder der Bahn siehst, die du verpasst." (Betty, 48)
New cover reveal! Check it out the talented folx over at @unbounders and @mecobdesign did such a stellar job on the new cover for my upcoming novel HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA! Which you can still preorder! unbound.com/books/hotsingl… The Carrion Oak would appreciate it if you did
I just think it would be better for everyone if the people who make adhesive for maxi pads and the people who make adhesive for bookstore price stickers switched jobs
I believe it was the Roman poet, Wilelmus Carolus Wilelmus, who wrote: I have eaten the dormouse That was stuffed in the peacock That was stuffed in the cameleopard And which you were probably saving For Caesar. Forgive me, it was delicious So dulcis and so small.
fuck you pay me
The aim is not to make money, the aim is not to be a best-seller, the aim is to change people's lives. What do you think?
I don't often "cross the streams" of work and personal twitter but I reckon there may be people who follow me here who might enjoy this short story competition for ghost stories... petersfieldbookshop.com/comp
An oyster rose
‘It was definitely a vampire,’ Jonathan said. Which, as a statement of the literally-bleeding obvious, was not perhaps received with the rapture he could have expected. Been stuck on this new Judge Dee for aaaggeees
Going to write a story about a grizzly in a time loop. Calling it "Bears Repeating."
If I were a soldier with House Atreides on Arrakis I would keep texting everyone “water u dune haha” until Thufir Hawat found out and the duke had me executed.
I win the camp internet today! Two pink flamingos in a glitter-filled snowglobe!
Cora Buhlert @CoraBuhlert
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NAG @nakdagguney
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Sevinç @kedikizinanasi
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Nektaria Anastasiadou @NektariaAna
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clarkesworld @clarkesworld
47K Followers 1K Following Neil Clarke: Editor of Clarkesworld Magazine, The Best Science Fiction of the Year series, and more. 2022 & 2023 Hugo Award Winner.
Murderbot wandering.s... @MurderBotBot
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Wand'ring Allowed @LastDarkWard
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Can't Vote from the A... @5thDollanganger
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