Jordan? @squaredoff11

she/her Joined March 2014

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✵ @nxymll

7 days ago

Stop texting me while I’m at work I will reply instantly

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DJ Motcho @MotchoJames

a week ago

Not trying to pocket watch but Squidward was living nice as hell for a fast food cashier

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Definitely Nick @other_st_nick

a week ago

Chicago is the New York City of America

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ꕤ @rakkofan

2 weeks ago

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

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Panem Base @panembase

3 weeks ago

🚨President Snow has hired Christopher Nolan to record this year’s Hunger Games exclusively with IMAX cameras.

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SeanieDew @seanie_dew

2 months ago

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

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bbl mccarthyism @hellciee

3 months ago

white people really kill me with the hair color-ism lmfao "he's never dated a blonde before" and what does that mean? how does that affect your situation practically?

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h @jamtoastaurchai

3 months ago

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

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Panic! At The TL @Puff_Iya

3 months ago

All the Kevin Hart roast proved is that Will Smith should’ve supplexed Chris Rock on stage

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Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison

6 months ago

Big Law vs. Personal Injury Lawyer

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Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel

6 months ago

I aspire to laugh as hard at an improv show as the person in the audience who also does improv but isn’t in the show tonight!

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Julia @juliaaaraeee

6 months ago

me liking every tweet about bad bunny and puerto rico i see

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bae. @_Ymanie

7 months ago

Yall keep saying “eventually ICE will…….” and in every single scenario I’ve see so far a U.S. institution has already done that to a Black person

flashback to getting head at a Halo 2 LAN party @GarlicCorgi

7 months ago

Eventually ICE is gonna kill a us citizen in their own homes and people will still try to justify it

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𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 @andrejgee

7 months ago

whenever im around creativity, im reminded that its where i need to be

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FBI @FBI

7 months ago

Today, the FBI honors the life and work of Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and reaffirms our commitment to fairness and equal justice for all. #MLKDay

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A cartoon about my father from the 1960s. At the time he was assassinated, a poll reflected that he was one of the most hated men in the United States. Today, his message has been distorted by many who would have hated him then, but evoke him now to deter justice and truth. #MLKDay #MLK #TheKingCenter #HistoryMatters #ReThinkKing