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The most satirically accurate words in the history of history. Parody account, obviously. stoolspin.com The Interwebs Joined September 2018

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 hours ago

Mike Gansey has been Sixers GM for 20 min and could already run for mayor of Philly. If he gets LeBron next then he could anoint himself the Deity of Delaware Valley.

Just in: Free agent guard Anfernee Simons has agreed to a two-year, $12.3 million deal with the Philadelphia 76ers, with a player option in second season, sources tell ESPN. Simons chose the 76ers over other suitors believing his fit is perfect with the revamped 76ers roster.

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

24 hours ago

Trea Turner is becoming a serviceable baseball player once again and it’s simply beautiful for this lineup

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

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Shams Charania @ShamsCharania

a day ago

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

2 months ago

Take whatever wife slapper Dana White has to say about men’s mental health, ignore it, then listen to what an actual man like Macho Man Randy Savage says regarding handling male emotions

katsu @katsuxbt

2 months ago

Dana White explains why he hates men's mental health culture "I hate this whole men's mental health stuff that they talk about. Unfortunately, when you're a man, you are the provider, you can't be that guy posting on social media, oh I had a bad day and I'm so sad" "It's

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

I mean come on

SleeperMLB @SleeperMLB

3 months ago

The Phillies pitching staff makes no sense: K/9: 10.36 (2nd) BB/9: 2.66 (2nd) K/BB: 3.89 (2nd) HR/9: 0.77 (7th) Ground ball %: 49.9 (1st) ERA: 4.62 (25th)

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

What kind of a person does coordinated social media campaigns for the 1% on tax day?

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

For Who, For What - Episode VIII is LIVE - Full on "Impossible" Philly Sports trivia hour with the greats Jake from @Talkin215 and @JoePops_ . The random likes of Reno Mahe and Wilson Valdez would be proud. Probably. Available on all platforms: iTunes: tinyurl.com/FwFwItunes Spotify: tinyurl.com/FwFwSpotify YouTube: youtube.com/@theSmittyverse

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

Andrew Painter’s change up simply glides thru space and time. No other way to explain it.

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

4-1. #PPotd #RingTheseBells

Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

Certified slinger Andrew Painter debuts in The Show and the Phillies NEED a W. Should be as simple is as simple does. #PPotd #RingTheseBells

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

Certified slinger Andrew Painter debuts in The Show and the Phillies NEED a W. Should be as simple is as simple does. #PPotd #RingTheseBells

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

Man do I dislike knowing this team too well.

Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

The Phillies lineup vs. unknown LHP is outright exhausting. Even Sisyphus wouldn't put up with this shit. #PPotd #RingTheseBells

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

The Phillies lineup vs. unknown LHP is outright exhausting. Even Sisyphus wouldn't put up with this shit. #PPotd #RingTheseBells

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

Awesome to see the Phillies lineup already in postseason form just 3 games into the season.

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

Phillies Play Of The Day. Game 3 of 162. 2-0 thus far +2.48u. Please don’t look up how accurate the first two plays and game predictions were unless you want to question the validity of time travel. Let’s cook. #PPotd #Phillies #RingTheseBells

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

Can't say I didn't call it. Def don't look up what I said about Sanchez before game 1, either. Please. Don't.

Phils News @philliessports_

3 months ago

Aaron Nola today- 5 IP 5H 3R 2BB 7K on 91 pitches Let up 2 homer but didn't let the game get out of hand.

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

Good News: Phillies Play Of The Day hits in the 3rd inning at a cool +148. 2-0 in first 2 games. Bad News: Could’ve made it not so easy, Nola…

Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

1-0. Game 2 of 162. Let's ride. #PPtod And yes, I accidently gave myself AI beauty freckles in this video. And no, I don't necessarily hate it. #RingTheseBells

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

Death, taxes, and another year of Aaron Nola giving up YAMS while ahead in the count.

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

AUDIBLE DUE TO DEGROM SCRATCHING: Nola line stays. Still think he pitches well but gives up 2-3 runs. Latz is a solid reliever who is going to give it his all for 1-2 innings, hence the 1st inning under. +148. Let’s ride #ppotd #ringthesebells

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

1-0. Game 2 of 162. Let's ride. #PPtod And yes, I accidently gave myself AI beauty freckles in this video. And no, I don't necessarily hate it. #RingTheseBells

Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

Opening Day - 1 of 162...and we're giving away an even-money(ish) Phillies Play Of The Day every game this season. Game 1: The Clean Sanchez. Ring these bells. #ppotd

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Adam Smith @Smittyverse_

3 months ago

$20K is a helluva lot of napkins. Gotta love billionaire logic. Very real life.

Matt Breen @matt_breen

3 months ago

Harry Kalas' widow said the Phillies betrayed the legendary broadcaster by removing Harry The K's for the Ghost Energy Deck and breaking the $20,000 a year contract with her. They won't be able to play High Hopes in 2027 unless they pay. inquirer.com/phillies/harry…