Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

Real teachers in your area! Click now to 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 twitter.com/Synapsid Northeast Of Nowhere Joined February 2014

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Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

2 years ago

Conducting important autumnal science. Combining a packet of salted cocoa oatmeal with a packet of pumpkin spice oatmeal to see if it tastes terrible or amazing.

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Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

2 years ago

@Correspondence i forget, do you have my discord?

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Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

2 years ago

@Correspondence i was starved for social interaction while working too much to go out and do it in person. plus i don't feel like things are real active with people i used to know on here outside a couple of folks so i decided to give it a shot

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Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

2 years ago

how yall doing? been a while

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2 years ago

@Correspondence i've mostly been on bluesky the past month or so. flirting with a bunch of trans women. it's been fun

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2 years ago

https://bsky . app/profile/synapsid.bsky.social

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2 years ago

@Correspondence oh?

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ish99ni @ish99ni

2 years ago

alarmingly younger gf (scrolling tiktok): i don’t even fw jjk like that but toji phonk edits go so hard 40-year-old ivy league lesbian academic stroking her hair: they used to call these AMVs in the Bush administration

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Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

2 years ago

brokeass sսgаr ԁаԁԁy. call him Diet Papi

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2 years ago

why tho

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Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

2 years ago

i live

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Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

2 years ago

why am i still around?

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Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

2 years ago

@_lizharvey neutral at worst i think

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Analog Girl - ΘΔ @RosenElytra

2 years ago

Getting sucked into a Boeing 737's engine intake and coming out the otherside with my tie undone and covered in kissies

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Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

2 years ago

get famous or die trying* * (fake your death. make it really ostentatious & elaborate. bask in the media attention from a false identity. stage a resurrection. start a cult. recruit highly placed individuals in government and media. become a recognized religion. meet Conan)

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Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

2 years ago

getting insanely famous not for the money, not for the babes, not to leave a lasting legacy in the world it's all for the fanart babeeeeey

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Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

2 years ago

drinking the cheapest energy drink money can barely buy & drinking it in one swig to enter communion with my gamer ancestors

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Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

2 years ago

none of my classes anywhere i teach have enough students enrolled to run. i hate this

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Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

2 years ago

she's being invalidating. she says you're just an Insect. she keeps refusing to call you a bug. she says only hemiptera are True Bugs. she does not recognize your non-scientific identification

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Your Broke Professor @Synapsid

2 years ago

i can't explain why but the bit right at the end has killed me, from laughing harder than anything in a long while has even come close. something about the visual and sound together