sidney @virtuallysidney
she/hers/her ‧⁺◟( ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀ ) instagram.com/sidneygretchen Joined June 2014-
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How it feels when he says "don't worry, I'll get it sorted out" and then actually sorts it out:
the feminine urge to buy a little treat because i survived an event i voluntarily attended
quando vc quer ler mas tbm quer fazer as unhas e tbm arrumar a casa e estudar e assistir filme...
I wanna become famous just so I can go on Hot Ones. I wanna eat them wings w that bald white man so bad.
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Nobody gives Winne The Pooh any credit for inventing the crop top
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and for the princess, perhaps the whole world, the stars and the moon?
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“2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 2 pieces of salmon nigiri
The dentist asked if I floss regularly and I lied and said yes like everyone does but then he got really quiet and said "interesting because your gums are telling me a different story and they seem pretty honest." Got so flustered by being called out that I just blurted "well my gums are LIARS" and he stopped the exam to write that down. Just pulled out his phone and typed it. When I asked what he was doing he said "I collect the wildest things patients say, this is top ten." Now I'm wondering what else is on that list and also I'm worried there's a dental conference somewhere where my dentist is giving a presentation and there's a slide that just says "well my gums are LIARS" anonymous patient, 2024. Started flossing consistently after that because I refuse to give him more material. Went back for a cleaning six months later and he looked genuinely disappointed that I'd improved. Asked if I had any "thoughts about my teeth I'd like to share" and I know this man wanted more quotes. Sorry Dr. Richardson my gums are honest now.
they would’ve burned me at the stake for the way my intuition be so on point
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