Isacko 🇵🇸 @010Mullah

Tukiongea tu vizuri bila kujam galitos clears KFC and Chicken inn🙂

Cleophas Malala: Raila wakati alikufa, ODM ilikuwa na 2.7 billion Kenya shillings kwa account. Wakati wameangalia last month, wamepata imebaki na 78 million. Inamaanisha kwamba hawa kazi yao ni kufyonza pesa. That's why walimfukuza Sifuna nje. For 7 months, ODM, wamekula 2.6 billion Kenya shillings #SemaNaCitizen

Lord, I can see you've been hearing and answering my prayers. Keep on sowing confusion amongst them kabisa kabisa. Keep their lips loose and let them keep on speaking and confessing their deeds and machinations on record.

Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya

2 weeks ago

Gituku: How many people did you assist to get employment with TSC yourself? Naomi Waqo: Maybe transfers and other things and today I am going to TSC to negotiate with them so that someone can be transferred or promoted Gituku: You find that legal right? Naomi Waqo: To

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Sifuna has it right. He literally has no choice: run for President or run for President. Any other move is straightforward political suicide. Hesitation now buries him politically. Just saying.

The next Bantu migration I'm out of this place

Having a Court session and Opposing Counsel tell his Client. During Cross -Exam. "Sasa Utaulizwa Maswali na Wakili Adui" 🤣🫴. Mawakili tujifunze kiswahili Jameni.

Nkurunziza amenitoa from a solid 3.9 to 2.7 💈 Fuck immigration

@StandardKenya What a joke!😂

Found myself in CBD and decided to help Sakaja fix drainage before El Nino sweeps us all by paying for Parking. Had a fine of 2k. I decide to pay the fine via Mpesa. No prompt. I redo it and in a spun of a minute, fine is 5k. Is this what they call wizi wa mabavu? @047County

A reminder: Ruto has no constitutional powers to waive or vary taxes directly or indirectly. That power belongs to Bunge - Article 210.

This is the Ruto pattern on full display: create the fire, then arrive as the firefighter. 🌻KRA hikes cargo valuation to KSh3.2M → traders protest → Ruto personally “orders” it back to KSh2.5M. Same script as the aviation strike: crisis first, presidential rescue second. 🌻Where are the CSs? The PSs? Silent. Sidelined. Spectators in their own dockets — while the President micromanages container freight charges that should never reach his desk. 🌻It’s not leadership. It’s stagecraft — manufacture the crisis, then take a bow for solving it. Sad, and exhausting, that this is how governance now works in Kenya 🌻When does he have time to look at the big picture of where the country should go?

Kenya would have formed a Commission of Inquiry chaired by some old retired corrupt individuals from one tribe, give the report after two years then end up giving the tender to one of the president's companies to loot

Ma Wukong 马悟空 @Ma_WuKong

4 weeks ago

🇨🇳 China ya ha iniciado las labores de reconstrucción de la parte afectada en su territorio, tras la avalancha de lodo proveniente de Nepal 🇳🇵 Lo primero, reparar las carreteras que el desastre natural se ha llevado por delante.

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Fellow Kenyans, here is the link to the Report of the National Taskforce on Improvement of the Terms and Conditions of Service and Other Reforms for Members of the National Police Service, Kenya Prisons Service and National Youth Service, widely referred to as the Maraga Taskforce report: maragareport.filedrop.me/s/policereforms #Ukombozi2027

The President mistook Police Reforms for Police Uniforms, and unveiled the latter within the deadline you had given him. Go ahead C J, and unveil the Police Reforms Report.

David Maraga @dkmaraga

a month ago

Seven days ago, I called on President William Ruto to discharge his constitutional and administrative duty to release the report of the National Taskforce on Police Reforms, which I submitted to him on 16 November 2023. That call remains unanswered. The President had before

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Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old. Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact. At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at dollyparton.com In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at imaginationlibrary.com

Water CS: Madam Governor, with this quality of work, you are poisoning your people, one sip of water after the other. Governor sycophants: Respect the governor, it's us drinking the poison. 😂😂😂😂

Ndindi Nyoro

I dont trust this guy even a single bit. He never votes in parliament but is always giving press statements. This is Ruto’s project

Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya

a month ago

Ndindi Nyoro: I have been carrying a heavy burden. I have been thinking and praying that in whatever direction I take, politically speaking, the people of Kenya must be the great consideration that I have. Through the lessons of campaigns and the lessons during governance, I have

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UPDATE: Former Ijara MP and Northern Kenya’s first elected woman legislator, Sophia Abdi Noor, is set for a possible major endorsement tomorrow as she prepares to reclaim the seat in next year’s elections.

Gladys Al Wanga, Supreme Leader of Homa Bay Yemen

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