Mom of the Year @24HourBitching

Hmmmmm...mom of 4, wife to 1. Lost all other forms of identity. Oh, I do have an innate ability to be a bitch. favstar.fm/users/24HourBi… Lounging in the wine aisle. Joined March 2009

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Mom of the Year @24HourBitching

4 years ago

Feeling extra gangsta as I drive to the drug store for some Preparation H while listening to LL Cool J’s “Headsprung.” #llcoolj #CVS

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4 years ago

@chefchazgo I found her! Bethanie Mattek-Sand

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4 years ago

@chefchazgo Looking for the same answer!! Who is she???

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Ally Sinyard @allysinyard

5 years ago

Watching Prince Harry smash an assault course while mocking James Corden is exactly what I didn't know I wanted this morning.

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Mom of the Year @24HourBitching

6 years ago

@no__kira A-fucking-men.

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SpacedMom @copymama

6 years ago

Parenting is basically just evolving your empty threats to be age-appropriate.

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Mom of the Year @24HourBitching

6 years ago

Our next door neighbor’s wife just walked over to ask my husband tips on smoking a turkey because SHE was in charge of their green egg. Where is @simoncholland when you need him?

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6 years ago

Can someone please explain why we now fold towels in thirds instead of quarters? Defiance is hard.

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𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016

6 years ago

let me seduce you by cutting your grilled cheese into triangles, motherfucker

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sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist

6 years ago

me: I’m having a lot of anxiety most people: oh no what’s wrong me: oh lol nothing this is just how being alive is for me

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Mom of the Year @24HourBitching

6 years ago

Thank you, my sweet children, for always pointing out my every single fucking flaw.

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6 years ago

2020’s spirit animal...

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Mom of the Year @24HourBitching

6 years ago

@capnthebebe @GovKemp That would be Trump, my dear.

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Mom of the Year @24HourBitching

6 years ago

@zaharako Seriously....our “governor” is a moron.

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🇨🇦🏒Canadian Beaver 🏒🇨🇦 @CanadianBeave13

7 years ago

Have someone in your life who is excited to see you when you come home from a long day. Someone who will look at you with love, curl up beside you when you are watching a movie, looks forward to the simple things like going for a walk together. It’s a dog. Get a fucking dog.