AlizeRF @2plus1equals
Boston MA Joined October 2010-
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When I spent 20 plus minutes forced to talk an electrician down 1 penny I started to wonder at what point my life took this way wrong turn.
#Lego free build w the kids. EF Legos, total stresser, all those little parts and all the Moms whacking my head w purses the size of Texas.
CEO came out onto the floor and asked 3 girls what a MILF was, later he told us we'd be written up for saying 'whats up' or 'hey buddy' ...
#overheardatwork CEO in meeting (pulls large long clump of brown hair from desk "whose is this" Coworker: "teeheehee thats mine"
Never get discouraged, never give up, never settle.
Having a glass of shut the F!$&k up with my chicken parm tonight and thinking that many other people should take a sip. #mindyourbusiness
Insinuating my co-worker smokes crack might not have been the best approach. #worketiquette
Appears T is more unique than I thought, only 2% of the worlds people have red hair. http://bit.ly/cQW5FR #redhead
Kindergarden homework requires a PhD these days? #areyousmarterthana5yearold
Don't Google symptoms, Could be a scratch on your knee or a headache, Google will tell you it's cancer and you're doomed. #DeathByGoogle
My boss: "Enjoy those bagels and coffee because I'm going to rip each of you apart when you are finished"
Tyler " Someone said a bad word it was (whispers) chickenellup"
Joe "Mom what was worse Middle school or your job now?" Me: "Middle School" Joe (in a horrified voice) "Mom I'm really scared"
Melissa Schenk @melissa_schenk
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Tim Hank @HanksTimothy
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