The one in the middle @3BPs
Mostly ignored. Likes humour, THFC, F1, books, films & ‘old’ music; dislikes swearing, smut, politics, religion & unpleasant people. Herts, North of London Joined April 2009-
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What? Taken off Bentancur and Spence??? Xavi is not happy so maybe he should be sub’d. Bergval getting bullied too often. Prove me wrong, guys! #COYS
@bagshaw2112 Excellent summer! 1970.
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tbh, despite the win, I didn’t really enjoy this game. #TOTDON
T’riffic ref decision there, trying to help the underdog.
@JoshuaRileyDev @Wrexham_AFC @SkySports I’d prefer that match to be the final
@FunMovieTVFan BTTF all day every day!
Thought I’d put this out there as a reminder - be great tonight guys #COYS
Grimsby Town: ✅✅❌✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ Manchester United: ✅✅✅✅❌✅✅✅✅✅✅✅❌ Grimsby Town stun Manchester United 12-11 on penalties, following a 2-2 draw after 90 minutes, at Blundell Park. Bryan Mbeumo missed the decisive kick as Ruben Amorim's side crash out against
Caught the piece on tv this morning about the H bomb coverup. Disgraceful. Was very impressed by all the vets/sons and their interesting stories. Hope to hear more positive stuff about this. Good luck at the Labour Party conference next week, guys. #Hbomb
Strands #569 “On the syllabus” 🔵🔵🟡🔵 🔵🔵🔵
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