Kern 💖 @505eggbert

Joined January 2020

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Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman

a week ago

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

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lamb @darkseavoyage

3 weeks ago

What if we shared a cactus blossom...

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"Dena" @bikemamadelphia

3 weeks ago

My mayor sucks My cheesesteak roll seeded 2026-27 Sixers undefeated

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No Context Succession @NoContextSucces

4 weeks ago

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Tony Sneedprano 🤟🇮🇹🥩🍝🍕🤌🦆🐎🍳🥃🤟 @TonySneedprano

4 weeks ago

Nugs @Nugjokes

4 weeks ago

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world

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Chazza @chazzanews

4 weeks ago

Skipped morning therapy session so i could eat a bagel and watch TV

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Kern 💖 @505eggbert

4 weeks ago

Overheard at pats and geno’s: this is like the Times Square of Philadelphia

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🌽Actual Jake @ActualCorn

a month ago

A general strike would go hard rn

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

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fenlon 2 @fen_lon

a month ago

smoking the weed that makes my white ass sit down and Listen

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Kern 💖 @505eggbert

a month ago

My head hurts. I deserve workman’s comp

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Kern 💖 @505eggbert

a month ago

Me to the guy who love bombed me and said he wants a relationship and then 2 weeks later says he wants to be alone and doesn’t want a relationship or a FWB situation

No Context Succession @NoContextSucces

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josh @joshypooper

2 months ago

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

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Kern 💖 @505eggbert

2 months ago

Too avoidant to date women, to anxious to date men

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𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington

3 months ago

I never stopped being a weird girl I just got sexier

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No Context Succession @NoContextSucces

3 months ago

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Kern 💖 @505eggbert

3 months ago

Muscle relaxer + 100mg cbd + an edible + youtube meditation. My year of rest & relaxation begins now

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Kern 💖 @505eggbert

3 months ago

Saturn devouring his son but it’s me eating a pop tart at 2:43am in bed

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Kern 💖 @505eggbert

3 months ago

I’d like someone to run the numbers on the frequency of Canadians sending dick pics vs Americans

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John @JohnnyWalsh__

3 months ago

I’ll vote for whoever pledges to plant a billion trees in south Philly

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worm @myst0machhurts

806 Followers 934 Following cheppy brown's pet bagel

BigBoyBare @Jaambare

467 Followers 558 Following I’m tired of attempting to align my bio with my life. Viewers discretion is advised

henry @juiceHENNER

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Eric wilson @Ericwilson427

268 Followers 4K Following Be inspired 🤍 Nature | Art | Fashion aware | Aesthetic thinking. Strategic motion 🐎 Progress with purpose 🗺 Amanah ☪️

Here for public goods | #cities, #transit, #education, #art, #cats, #biking #ej | She/Her | feminist killjoy, always smarter than the crowd
| Tweets mine 🪩

"Dena" @bikemamadelphia

13K Followers 2K Following Here for public goods | #cities, #transit, #education, #art, #cats, #biking #ej | She/Her | feminist killjoy, always smarter than the crowd | Tweets mine 🪩

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104 Followers 2K Following

emma larson @emmalarsonmusic

313 Followers 120 Following i write music if you even care!!! touch and go out now.

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64 Followers 304 Following musician of the Cello 🎻

bobdix @bobdix1

286 Followers 525 Following Weirdo Philly artist, born and raised. I know more about city wides then most. https://t.co/HEh5u6tzam

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jonah Sam @janesam2364

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13 Followers 175 Following

very annoying about bikes, politics, Philly, and whatever else my brain decides that day. occasionally (every day) doing health research. He/him/his.

Alex @Watts_The_Point

191 Followers 374 Following very annoying about bikes, politics, Philly, and whatever else my brain decides that day. occasionally (every day) doing health research. He/him/his.

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246 Followers 247 Following i am fucking crazy but i am free - the buddha

Schmendrik Lamar @shoulderpubes

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Welcome to “Who's Judging?” 🌱🎙️ Hosted by Connor, my vegan podcast on all platforms informs without judging. Proud #Pigoneer #WhosJudging @vindivicorp

Who’s Judging? Podc... @Whos_Judging

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Architecture projects, competitions, AR/VR, 3D cities © https://t.co/6V9TaAhtE1 & Simon Rastorguev. Press enquiries: x-4@ya.ru

Architecture News @NewsArch

450K Followers 330K Following Architecture projects, competitions, AR/VR, 3D cities © https://t.co/6V9TaAhtE1 & Simon Rastorguev. Press enquiries: [email protected]

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mouse @porterr73

264 Followers 211 Following Taurus ☀️ Taurus 🌙 Cancer ⬆️, they/she (L)GBT+ 🏳️‍🌈, riot grrrl intersectional feminist

J€ZZ€ @J_E_Z_Z_E

13 Followers 376 Following 🎱🪀🎯🎲♣️🕹🏀🏈⚾️🌏☄🤔

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95 Followers 279 Following Cheap socialite.

At Only Plant Based! We have Awesome Taste, Epic Texture Mayos and Sauces that are #vegan, #healthy and #dairyfree! #govegan

Only Plant Based Food... @OPBFoods

168 Followers 363 Following At Only Plant Based! We have Awesome Taste, Epic Texture Mayos and Sauces that are #vegan, #healthy and #dairyfree! #govegan

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412 Followers 591 Following bio

dakota @gloccamorra420

676 Followers 658 Following a little cool, a lot annoying

Little Jimmy the Sain... @2ndwisest_human

40 Followers 417 Following Professor of Cosmolonigology - Private Investigator

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8 Followers 566 Following 매너 남..

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3K Followers 4K Following Humans are herbivores. (See pinned Tweet)

RanD_D Ⓥ @Rdavis67

1K Followers 1K Following Ⓥ 🌱, traveling, animal lover :0)

Nik @nikki_moscony

57 Followers 179 Following Audio engineer and musician, LGBT+ activist, pasta enthusiast. Keyboardist of pillow princess🕺

nik @mawma__mia

225 Followers 256 Following oh god oh no oh god

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19K Followers 17K Following Rap Music Station 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘁’𝘀 #𝟭 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗥𝗮𝗽 Promoting Artists on a World Wide platform. Submit music ⇩⇩

quinncy @wormybrains

1K Followers 607 Following

worm @myst0machhurts

806 Followers 934 Following cheppy brown's pet bagel

BigBoyBare @Jaambare

467 Followers 558 Following I’m tired of attempting to align my bio with my life. Viewers discretion is advised

qirl @lahannz

312 Followers 368 Following happy to be here

baseballmode jos @nosiejaron

3K Followers 1K Following suffering! oral historian + archivist at large | semi-professional fool. let’s go mets baby love da mets. 🇵🇸🇵🇸

UNC ETERNAL @ansel_sadams

413 Followers 200 Following Pootie Tang’s Tax Guy

henry @juiceHENNER

246 Followers 885 Following control yourself rubben take only what you need from it

John Wicker Park @phonybone

4K Followers 3K Following Something beautiful is going to happen

Your daily Girls scre... @hbogirlsbot

20K Followers 94 Following I think that I may be the voice of my generation. Or at least a voice of a generation. (By @jordan_r)

Nikil Saval @NikilSaval

12K Followers 2K Following State Senator, 1st District, PA. Writing: "Cubed," @nplusonemag, @nytimes, @newyorker. Personal Account. (He/him)

Retired Union Thug. Atheist. I will go to my death bed supporting a woman’s right to choose. Public dollars belong to Public schools. I like beer 🍺 Pro 420🤘

Kid Riles @kid_riles

11K Followers 6K Following Retired Union Thug. Atheist. I will go to my death bed supporting a woman’s right to choose. Public dollars belong to Public schools. I like beer 🍺 Pro 420🤘

Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley

185K Followers 478 Following

Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_

70K Followers 877 Following I can draw your pet: https://t.co/entYLewUOw he/him

Jenn🌲 @JuniperFolly

7K Followers 2K Following Consultant, leftcath, bike lane defender, deeply unserious, autistic shawty ♈︎ ♋︎ ♈︎ 🌈

writing professionally about weed, skateboarding, sneakers & other cool stuff. Skating @ Curbs. Shooting @ pins. zjharris91 @ gmail.

Zach Harris @PotCzach

6K Followers 424 Following writing professionally about weed, skateboarding, sneakers & other cool stuff. Skating @ Curbs. Shooting @ pins. zjharris91 @ gmail.

CRAN Executive Director // Building Youth Power w/ @MPUniversityUS @MorePerfectUS // Gen-Z for New Jersey Board // ACT LOCAL ORGANIZE // all views are my own

Ben Dziobek @BenDziobek

3K Followers 996 Following CRAN Executive Director // Building Youth Power w/ @MPUniversityUS @MorePerfectUS // Gen-Z for New Jersey Board // ACT LOCAL ORGANIZE // all views are my own

#RESIST #BLM #EQUALITY☮️ #LGBTQ🌈 #FEMINIST💗 💙DEMOCRAT💙🌊Former Ballerina 🩰 Dance Educator/Artist💃🎭 Libra ♎️ Refuse Fascism ✡️ find https://t.co/ZaHV4BYZh2

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319K Followers 66K Following #RESIST #BLM #EQUALITY☮️ #LGBTQ🌈 #FEMINIST💗 💙DEMOCRAT💙🌊Former Ballerina 🩰 Dance Educator/Artist💃🎭 Libra ♎️ Refuse Fascism ✡️ find https://t.co/ZaHV4BYZh2

Oasis @oasishealthapp

68K Followers 66 Following The world’s trusted health layer

i stream everyday on https://t.co/8ITEAnynTB - tiktok+ig: hasandpiker // business: mailto:Hasan@night.co

hasanabi @hasanthehun

1.7M Followers 3K Following i stream everyday on https://t.co/8ITEAnynTB - tiktok+ig: hasandpiker // business: mailto:[email protected]

No Context Succession @NoContextSucces

5K Followers 7 Following follow for out of context @succession screencaps. No bs or ads, just daily succession posts.

lusso @luusssso

183K Followers 1 Following Deep dives - https://t.co/vagJ0eZevC Let’s Work - https://t.co/WIiw6qWidN Curated Shop - https://t.co/Nl5EgVEbrQ

Serving the people of Philadelphia. City of Brotherly Love and Sisterly Affection. Birthplace of American Democracy. Contact @Philly311 for non-emergencies.

City of Philadelphia @PhiladelphiaGov

343K Followers 282 Following Serving the people of Philadelphia. City of Brotherly Love and Sisterly Affection. Birthplace of American Democracy. Contact @Philly311 for non-emergencies.

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36K Followers 437 Following new stuff coming soon

sneep @sneepsnorp3d

21K Followers 632 Following low poly animal artist :) papercrafts and shop in my links! she/her

emma larson @emmalarsonmusic

313 Followers 120 Following i write music if you even care!!! touch and go out now.

Father John Misty @fatherjohnmisty

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Mk.gee @Mk_gee_

15K Followers 0 Following https://t.co/UpcgRwHb1x

Love beans, hate cars. Band saw evangelist. The road will be repaved and remain five lanes and no new safety features will be installed. #dcbikeposting #bikedc

Philadelphia is a car... @beansandbikes

1K Followers 451 Following Love beans, hate cars. Band saw evangelist. The road will be repaved and remain five lanes and no new safety features will be installed. #dcbikeposting #bikedc

Tato @tomatatoro

13K Followers 290 Following ✏️ LA-based cartoonist, illustrator, doodler. I like drawing comics and weird little guys. 🛒 Online shop live!

gaychel @coochieflop

17K Followers 352 Following

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22K Followers 525 Following filmworker — for poster work, contact through website — shop: https://t.co/zH5CPfEpmT

crumb 🇻🇳 @cupTWOst

394K Followers 228 Following 2 🧅 (please do not repost without credit and permision!) i just be drawing anything at this point 😭

Alison Burke @TiredActor

109K Followers 393 Following Ali • Aiming for the spotlight while avoiding the sunlight • actor/comedian

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104K Followers 239 Following oil and acrylic painter 💫

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42K Followers 312 Following i'm marlowe🐇 💌 🍀 repped by laura gruszka @ writers house 🥝 i post my art on bl☆esky now 🪲 https://t.co/etB2yhVVTs

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193K Followers 2K Following I would rather die of passion than of boredom - V. van Gogh.

John Foley @2008Philz

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Significant Clit @itssavvybaby_

Philly social bike rides, Wed nights, every 2 weeks. https://t.co/tKhMHuniLC Email: https://t.co/HoUT3PjWjm Insta: https://t.co/j0BkCrW5lO Reddit: https://t.co/nELCz9WRdB

Wednesday Night Rides @wednightrides

1K Followers 1K Following Philly social bike rides, Wed nights, every 2 weeks. https://t.co/tKhMHuniLC Email: https://t.co/HoUT3PjWjm Insta: https://t.co/j0BkCrW5lO Reddit: https://t.co/nELCz9WRdB

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bobdix @bobdix1

286 Followers 525 Following Weirdo Philly artist, born and raised. I know more about city wides then most. https://t.co/HEh5u6tzam

I’m a psychology professor at Rutgers-Camden, in Philly and Paris mostly. Amateur photographer, and touring cyclist. Cat aficionado. 😻

Sean Duffy @ProfDuff

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K @kevinphilly76

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This account highlights historical, modern and statistical comparisons on why highways, parking lots and stroads ruined our cities for the automobile.

cars.destroyed.our.ci... @CarsRuinedCity

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Alex @Watts_The_Point

191 Followers 374 Following very annoying about bikes, politics, Philly, and whatever else my brain decides that day. occasionally (every day) doing health research. He/him/his.

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341 Followers 257 Following CycleScene is group rides in Philly and NJ

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"Dena" @bikemamadelphia

13K Followers 2K Following Here for public goods | #cities, #transit, #education, #art, #cats, #biking #ej | She/Her | feminist killjoy, always smarter than the crowd | Tweets mine 🪩

Stamps Bot @StampsBot

128K Followers 31 Following Stamps from around the world! DMs open for submissions.

The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.

Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit

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