bert @612fig
cuddle bug, sleepy head, etc Joined March 2015-
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Approaching the end of a summer having contributed nothing. Wasted three months like I’m fifteen and powerless. Feeling young and agitated and unable to realize anything
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@modrnluvr The Marcel Duchamp exhibit moved me very deeply
Women also have to get out of their houses and take risks to become more rounded people
No shade, but this is an extremely male perspective
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Made dinner and severely fucked up the tofu to cabbage ratio…everyday is a learning experience
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Two dumb bitches getting together and saying exactlyyyy
Thinking about this woman who bought a $15k ring and her shocked husband goes “But that’s almost as much as a watch!” Lmfao
the way *** deem their interests as superior is so interesting.
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I have a confession to make, but a lot of you will lose respect for me. I am scared to open mail, particularly when it seems important
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It really waaaas glass room bathroom chateau marmont #weedslut
When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races
"So what's your take" "This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent" "100% disagree"
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I'll be honest - I didn't think they were capable of conceiving of something like this in the 18th century
my deodorant getting smaller but more expensive is unconscionable
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They were so jubilant off that baldness
Tom Cruise & Cuba Gooding Jr. on his 39th birthday party at Buffalo Club, Los Angeles. July 6, 2001 #tomcruise
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oughhhhh fuck flashbang
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