AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

I’ve been many things and I’ll be many more. Los Angeles, CA Joined September 2019

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

🎶: “..love is like a #baseball game” 👀: “..I am just here for the #snacks”

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4 years ago

I have the #kingofqueens theme song stuck in my head and all I wanna do is cash my check and drive right home to you - until I remember that doing #indietheater doesn’t pay and the only one waiting for me to come home is my #PapaJohnsPizza coupons.

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

It’s hot! How hot you ask? My coconut oils hasn’t been solid for 2 weeks, i am on my second under boob towelette and my AC just staged a walkout, kinda hot.

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4 years ago

The closest I will ever get to being superwoman is everybody @PhilzCoffee knowing my name.

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4 years ago

Me: “Do you think beauty can grow out of pain?” Them: “Yeah - just look at my ass”

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

Trying to fold a fitted sheet is much like trying to convince somebody to love you - the tears, the pleading, the rug burn.

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

Tonight I’d like to take a minute to remember the one time I pronounced jalapeño like penis. #jalapenio for that front-of-mouth heat.

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

Nothing quite says “my parents taught me i am special” like ‘towel reserving’ a poolside lounge chair. #bestseatsinthehouse #towelpoolsidehierarchy

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

Am I the only one who plays their meals a theme song? Today: Cold mushy noodles with a random burnt sausage? #hakunamatata my homies

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

Crop to me: “Wear me I am light and airy 😍” My belly: “YAS!! all eyes 👀 on me!!!” My cars leather seats: 🔥BURN BITCH 🔥 BURN 🔥

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

A garbage truck flaunting a “superior super dump” sticker just rolled by me. I wish I had that kind of confidence. #goals

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

Today I am remembering the time I worked as a #brandambassador in grocery stores (Costco sample lady lite) for a food that had a “ruckus” juice. What followed next was a passionate demo. My foreign ass derived “ruckus” from arugula and made it the new kale. sold out. Got fired.

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

@Taskrabbit allows you to cancel a job in case your schedule changes or a “natural disaster” occurs - but nowhere can I find a button that says “I had sexual intercourse with the person trying to hire me and I’d rather not clean his toilet”. #howcome

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

Hear ye, hear ye! I just discovered THE best way to ‘celebrate’ singledom 🤩! Tonight I walked by no less than SEVEN people waiting for their boos to arrive at LAX, there was flowers, balloons and the tears were mine. *next up;Uber Surgeprices are the fuckbois of ride shares!

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

Nothing says “you have a big ol’ nose” like a champagne flute 😒#itdontfit #makeitstop #whatifigetstuck

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

I accidentally ordered two coffees - both of them brewed to perfection by @PhilzCoffee - My coffee got a coffee! This has got to be how they 1% feels 🤩

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

#setlife we have two different snack areas on set - one for union/one for nonunion. The SAG snack table keeps yelling “YOU deserve better bc YOU put in the work”- creating a two class society, effectively looking down at nonunion actors - we do not need this shit. Do better #sag

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

@TreBionPrince Oh you!!!! If I had legs like yours I’d be doing the can-can WITH my smile right now 😍

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

When it’s been Monday for like 12 weeks… #monday #mondaythoughts #mondayMotivation #bullshit

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AnnegretLikeVinaigrette @ASteioff

4 years ago

“Delta Redeye“ the highly anticipated sequel to “Missed connections” the action drama soon coming to an airport near you. Now with even MORE babies, even less pacifiers and that dude behind you who has some yuck stuck in his throat. #lifeisamovie #DeltaFlyers